two tone post malone

A Neapolitan penis. Consisting of a dark lower shaft and a lighter shaft from the middle of the shaft to the tip.

"Man danny mountain has a giant two tone post malone"

by Picax8398 July 28, 2017

Karl Malone

an opportunist

"i'd say, if u so insist on winning, join the lakers"
"u mean u want me to karl malone?"

by shouriman October 12, 2003

Karl Malone

a brown gigantic, long Hot Carl. bigger than ordinary hotcarl

i'm still a little dizzy from that whopping Karl Malone i recieved from evelyn last night.

by doug kingsbury April 26, 2004

Kickin' it Malone style

Kickin' it Malone style: being on top of one's game, having it together, cool under fire.

Dude one: Hey man, what's going on?

Dude two: I'm just out here Kickin' it Malone style.

by Moblspank October 3, 2023

post malone

White rapper that thinks he's a nigga. He wears also chains, has gold teeth and cornrows in his hair. Just maybe good at basketball. Fucks hoes and smokes gwai.

Jeff you look like post Malone you try hard.

by Oros01 July 11, 2016

Karl Malone

NBA PLAYER WITH NO NBA CHAMPIONSHIP mike REALLY STOLE THAT ONE WITH A PUSH TO THE ARSE OF BYRON RUSSELL GO LAKERS

also were down at half

by Magic Johnson October 20, 2003

Kevin Malone

The common misspelling of mevin kalone. Mevin is the only non fiction character in the show called The Office. He is the smartest and most handsome character and easily outshines his peers.

Oh. My. God. Brittany I got a date with KEVIN MALONE (mevin kalone)

by AdventurousPineapple July 28, 2020