Rami Malek

if a sexy guy and candy floss had an threesome with an Egyptian god, had a baby, then sent it off to acting classes, it would be Rami Malek.

Did you see Rami Malek on The War at Home?
Yes, HES SO CUTE I JUST WANT TO TAKE HIM HOME AND SHOW HIM HOW GAY I AM.

by sporksstabsstork January 23, 2019

Daron Malakian

Daron Vartan Malakian is a guitarist from system of a down and scars on broadway. He is 45 years old

he is some people's favorite guitarist. Daron Malakian is hot

by toxicty120 September 21, 2020

Zayn Malik

Zayn Malik is a fcking sex god. He has beautiful hazel eyes that look like melting honey in the sun. His hair is dark brown and gosh its so sexy. Zayn is beautiful, gorgeous and handsome at the same time. He is incredibly strong an he has the cutesy smile ever. Istg his smile could light up the whole world. You can also call that man Jesus. He is literall perfection and hot asf. His highnotes are as high as him and his music is heaven to my ears. His music can literally cause an orgasm or more ;)

X: “Wow who is that? They look so fcking sexy omg”
You: “Thats Zayn Malik bro”
X: “He is literall perfection”
You: “Ikr”

by kayloveszayn April 17, 2022

sara malka

Someone who desperately needs to be urban dictionary for who knows y

Sara malka is partly human

by Ooftaleky October 27, 2022

Malkah

A sweet, intelligent, confident, loving and very beautiful lady. Malkah also means queen in arabic.

That girl is so sweet and beautiful. -person 1
No she is Malkah. - person 2

by dropthebase February 11, 2013

Malaka

The greek swear word meaning 'Master Masturbater', someone who mastubates often...it is used often as an insult to males (it is often used as the word wanker)

"look at that guy, he thinks he's so hot...what a malaka!"

by greekkoukla July 3, 2009

Daron Malakian

The greatest musician ever. Guitarist of System Of A Down and Scars On Broadway. Lead vocalist of Scars on Broadway.

"Dude, my face hurts."

"Thats because Daron Malakian is awesome!"

"What's that have to do with my face?"

booty

by Superman's Crotch January 17, 2010