Mach 1 700

A sled that doesn't have an 809, because who would put an 809 in tbh.

Oh no, my 850 and my 4 stroke got dirty gaped by a Mach 1 700 without an 809. Oh no!!

by peterdyck December 25, 2021

Mach-eavelli

What Chick Hicks should have been named, in that he had a shameless/selfish "the end justifies the means" attitude when it came to winning races against Strip Weathers and Lightning McQueen.

If Pixar made a "Cars" character named "Mach-eavelli", would he be a heavy-handed "advocate of evil" in da electric car world??

by QuacksO July 14, 2021

mach 2 club

Having sex on a jet that is at least in mach 2.

I was in the air force, and I took this chick on my jet, and after we had sex I officially became a member of the mach 2 club.

by dude June 21, 2003

Mach JesusMaryAndJoseph

Approximately ∞ km/h.

I dunno man, I'm pretty sure a piece of toilet paper hitting you in the face at Mach JesusMaryAndJoseph would hurt like hell.

by CHOPSWEE August 17, 2024

Mach Finger Butthole

Stemmed from an inside joke about Pizza Tower, "Mach Finger Butthole" Is a nonsense term referring to a rambunctiously high speed.

Bro... he's going mach finger butthole..

What the fuck?

by ZynexGD December 10, 2024

Mach Fuck

Used to describe the absolutely ridiculous speed of something.

Often used in a joking manner in order to enhance the humor of a joke.

Most notably used to describe the speed of a well known manhole cover that a nuclear experiment launched into space.

An alien army got wrecked by a manhole cover traveling at mach fuck!

I love when someone hits me with a kraber while traveling at mach fuck.

by Kilominum June 21, 2025

Mach Tornado

A sex act where a dozen Asian men urinate on you while running around you in a circle. The men will often run at high speeds (Mach 2) which results in what seems to be a yellow tornado from the outside. If done correctly, the intense angular momentum combined with their rotational pissing will allow them to achieve liftoff for a short time, carrying you in the process. This is typically only successful due to its immense surprise factor, and lasts a short time due to their limited bladders and small penis’s.

When David finally arrived in Japan, he was surprised with a Mach Tornado from men who looked very much like women.

by The Muntologist July 8, 2025