mach alot

To drive so fast that no one can believe that you got there that quickly.

Holy shit! How did you get back from the store so soon? How fast where you going?

The speedometer was reading Mach alot!

by eat my ass! October 8, 2015

mach 1 taco

The sexual act of rapidly smacking your penis against a Hispanic girl's vagina without actually nutting in order to impregnate her. Less than 1% of men can perform this successfully, and those who can are seen as the true disciples of God Almighty.

Guy 1: Hey, Jake, you want to go bowling?
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.

by chumbus123 March 2, 2018

Mach

Mach is the measurement according to the speed of light. In 2018, studies showed that 90% of teens learned the word from 'The Flash' and the other 9.7% learned it from the classic "Yo momma so fat her stomach grows at the rate of mach 4. The last .2% can't do math. The word is commonly used as a replacement from the term 'Light-o-meters' because the prhase upset the military task force in charge of greeting the Light side.

I" believe you can't even run a mach, Caitlyn." "Well sucks for you Barry she doesn't have super speed!"

by K8isGr8M8 August 7, 2017

Mache

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Macheno bara kur

by Gramada October 8, 2018

Paper Mache Puppy

• The result of your dog having sex with your homework after you have completed the assignment

"Sorry Miss Berok, I can't hand in my homework because my dog made Paper mache puppy's with it.."

by Error Gaming June 13, 2023

too mach

a thing that .Smith would say when he's bored

ok

"Kingslayer you too mach talking"
"Fusey you eat too mach"
"u play too mach no good"

by Samoplush January 13, 2021

Mach

A very sassy and rude person. A person who looks like someone and many other things going on with their life.Also all the ladies love him and guys too.

-mach is weird

by anonymous August 25, 2022