Melanie 

Someone who is always showing off, running around, doing this and that and thinking all eyes are on her. Often pink in colour and speaks with a french accent.

Betty: "see that girl over there?"
Pig: "you mean the pink one who's running around?"
Betty: "yeah, she's Melanie. She does this and that"

Melanie by Cochon_eater February 3, 2010

Melanie 

A name for a girl who acts unhealthily self conscious when she actually thinks she is the best. She uses her so called "self consciousness" to make people pity her and be her friend. Melanie is a name that when used in a sentence, instantly makes people want to vomit and then swallow that vomit over and over until they choke to death. Yes, not ALL Melanies are bad...but there are some bad eggs out there in the world who match this description. If you or someone you love know someone hanging around with a Melanie, please intervene and help save their soul from the blood sucking demon that is a Melanie. You could save a life.

OMG Courtney!!! That girl over there is SUCH a Melanie, acting all helpless and crazy in the head.

Melanie by Kewlkidzzzz May 2, 2017

Melanie 

A Melanie is typically a lying bitch who delves into the culture of her boyfriends. Also forgets that she has friends when she is dating someone no matter how long she’s been dating said person

Hey, have you seen Melanie around?

No! Haven’t seen her for a few months

Hey, Isn’t that about the time she started dating that dude?

Hell yeah! Obviously!

Melanie by Cheaterboy101 July 27, 2018

Melanie 

An extremely ignorant, whore who has no respect for others or themselves. A lousy friends, and very close minded.

That's the fourth guy she has fucked this week, must be a Melanie.

What a fat smelly 'Mel'ly slob, she should be ashamed to go out in public like that.

Melanie by JD Langs February 4, 2010

Melanie 

A girl who is in love with blueface

Melanie, Blueface’s baby😍😍

Melanie by Bfalert45 June 12, 2019

melanie 

A bit of an easygoing person, tends to sit on guys knees and try to get one on one attention, acts out for attention as she doesnt get enough. Constantly needing reassurance and compliments to feed her bravado, but inside is a very very weak person. All in all a very beautiful soul. But has a few unresolved issues

"oh my god look at that sad excuse of a woman over there, shes a pure wreck"

"lest go its just the usual Melanie "

" im sure she needs therapy"

melanie by crunchtime March 30, 2010

melanie 

A tall tan girl who enjoys watching porn and enjoys flirting with guys all the damm time. she enjoys drinking and smoking weed

Person1" I just got high with this girl melanie. Person2" Oh yeah man she is the best person to get high with"

melanie by JamesCordon August 12, 2019