Those cyclist or outdooor types who think weraing lycra is good thing to do.
and not just content with just wearing lycra, such as a Lycra Bandit, these people try and promote it!!!
After cycling round country lanes, a lycra bandit would leave it at that, but not a Lycra pimp, these people will walk down the high street wearing the tightest lycra that twiggy never would have squeezed into, RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU'RE FACE, as though they expect you to respect them for it... they will walk into a shop, go to the counter, then strike some mail order catalogue pose before asking directions to the toilet.
Avoid lycra pimps at all costs, I heard one guy touched one and fell into a coma for three weeks... and his hand fell off. (and that was only a mild lycra pimp)
and not just content with just wearing lycra, such as a Lycra Bandit, these people try and promote it!!!
After cycling round country lanes, a lycra bandit would leave it at that, but not a Lycra pimp, these people will walk down the high street wearing the tightest lycra that twiggy never would have squeezed into, RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU'RE FACE, as though they expect you to respect them for it... they will walk into a shop, go to the counter, then strike some mail order catalogue pose before asking directions to the toilet.
Avoid lycra pimps at all costs, I heard one guy touched one and fell into a coma for three weeks... and his hand fell off. (and that was only a mild lycra pimp)
DudeA: I think I'll go for a nice stroll...
DudeB: Nah, the Lycra pimps is out today, close all the windows, lock the doors, get down to the basement or we're all gonna die!!!!!!!!
DudeA: oh, you're SO right....
DudeB: Nah, the Lycra pimps is out today, close all the windows, lock the doors, get down to the basement or we're all gonna die!!!!!!!!
DudeA: oh, you're SO right....
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!¬someone who is creepily obsessed with the look and feel of lycra. One who forces their partners to wear it constantly and becomes transfixed when they see someone wearing it.....steern clear of someone who mentions the word LYCRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JCL: Do you like those shiny-look leggings ???
ET : what the fuck ???? you mean Lycra ( she says as running out the door as quickly as possible !!! )
JCL : LYCRA LYCRA LYCRA LYCRA !!!! Come back here biatch and get those leggings on I bought ya while I fuck with my LYCRA hotpants on !!!!!!!!
ET : Fuck off you LYCRAPHILE !!!
ET : what the fuck ???? you mean Lycra ( she says as running out the door as quickly as possible !!! )
JCL : LYCRA LYCRA LYCRA LYCRA !!!! Come back here biatch and get those leggings on I bought ya while I fuck with my LYCRA hotpants on !!!!!!!!
ET : Fuck off you LYCRAPHILE !!!
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