lotion wrangler

a low level porn industry assistant

Jimmy, the lotion wrangler, took a break from wiping up cum to go get more Astro Lube.

by hiohsilver December 23, 2009

lotionobia

When there's too much lotion on your skin.

My mom had to help me with my lotionobia

by Isabella Cruz April 17, 2017

lotix

Generally friendly, kind, Minehut user. Intermediate to Advanced knowledge of Skript, and a decent builder.

I like lotix he is cool.

by farwl June 14, 2020

Bro Lotion

N: lotion, usually freshly used for fapping, that is spread from one friend to another via high five.
V: the act of spreading bro lotion to another person.

N: I totally got some bro lotion on my hand today. My friends are sickos
V: Dude I totally bro lotioned my friend today!

by PatJamma November 4, 2012

face lotion

Instead of using lotion to jerk off with your hand, you have someone suck your dick.

"Hey babe, come give me some face lotion!'

by iRush God December 8, 2012

jergins lotion

Jasons best friend, he uses jergins to jerkin. With a red candle , and john mayer covered in jergins

Jason glissens in the candle light from all that jerkin jergins lotion,

by jbiv February 15, 2014

Chicken Lotion

Chicken lotion is a term for the practice of creatively using the grease on your hands after consuming a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken as lubricant for masturbation because you're too much of a fat fuck to get up and wash your hands.

I got the weirdest boner while I was watching Passion of the Christ last night and the lube was too far away to reach so I just jacked off using my chicken lotion

by mogwaimon April 5, 2020