Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

From the Playbook written by Barney Stinson.

An alternate personality of Barny Stinson (How I met your mother) that helps him become a (Fake) world renowned billionaire.
Yo you see Barny go all Lorenzo Von Matterhorn on dat girl?
by RomeAngel March 25, 2011
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a sam lorenzo moment

When you do something embarrassing in front of people you don't know well enough for it to be funny
I had a Sam Lorenzo moment during my presentation in class today when I messed up and no one laughed.
by Hdf121 March 18, 2016
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lorenzo M H

My best friend :)! Super nice, fun, funny, honest, trustworthy, etc. Such a good friend!
“Yo lorenzo M H is my best friend!”
by H A L July 02, 2022
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Big Lorenzo-Energy

Per definition the opposite of Big-Dick-Energy because Lorenzo, as we all know, only has an one-inch-penis.
That's some major big Lorenzo-Energy here
by CoeurDeSoleil June 29, 2019
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Lorenzo

A half Spanish half Belgian gaylord that likes to be raped in the butt.
“You want to be raped by me? OH YES I’m such a Lorenzo!”
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Lorenzo

Lorenzo is a really nice guy. He is always there for you and you can trust him with your life. He is great to his family and friends. He is very attractive but he doesn’t think so himself. He can be really annoying but most times he’s just making stupid jokes. He is really funny and can make you smile even when you’re sad. Lorenzo listens to a lot of different types of music but he hates country music. He’s a bit racist but he’s possible just joking around (I’m not sure tbh) even if he doesn’t live close to you at all you will stay in touch with him. And most importantly you will always love him <3
by sushahavga June 11, 2023
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Lorenzo Rey

Character from Shadowhunters the series

We call him "Pferdeschwanzheini"
Pferdeschwanzheini = ponytail heini (heini is a random word for dude or guy)
me: Did you see Pferdeschwanzheini in the episode last night?
other fan: (confused look) Who is Pferdeschwanzheini?
me: Ouuuuh thats Lorenzo Rey
by ShadowAngel1 June 08, 2018
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