Lockdown Pulisic

That time during the COVID lockdown when Christian Pulisic made the Premier League look like the a Lithuanian third division league

Pulisic was inconsistent at Chelsea, but fans will never forget Lockdown Pulisic making the entire Premier League look like his bitch for several months

by ENoscatt November 16, 2023

dd lockdown

dick down lockdown

"Finally free from dd lockdown 🙏💯"

by Tankeersz July 8, 2023

Cook Lockdown

When the friend group has to much cook to handle so they go on lockdown

Wholesome says hey heated you didn’t play cyberpunk with me yesterday connor says cook LOCKDOWN LOCKDOWN

by Jacob Wood 77 December 3, 2021

lockdown pounds

Unwanted weight gained during a shelter in place order, resulting from overeating and lack of exercise

I put on 8 lockdown pounds in March.

by ElCommissioner April 14, 2020

Lockdown Lover

The one person you choose to spend your corona-isolation with. A monogamous relationship in times of a viral outbreak.

on video-call
Cheryl: OMG who is that man and why is he kissing you? Don’t you know you are supposed to limit your social interactions?
Jeffrey: Calm down Cheryl! He is my lockdown lover.

by Lemonaids91 March 24, 2020

Lockdown

There never was unanimity in respect for any lockdown anywhere. The initial lockdowns are the reason nobody respects them or the people trying to lock everything down.

People saw the lockdown for what it was, a group/entity of people trying to take control of everyone else's lives.

by Solid Mantis October 15, 2020

Lockdown Dog

A man’s best friend that was purchased during lockdown. Now the owners are back at work it’s incessant screams and cries annoy the shit out of the entire neighbourhood.

“Rod, what on earth is that commotion outside?”

“Oh Jean, it’s that fucking lockdown dog again, I hope it dies of throat cancer”

by SimePieman September 5, 2022