Lms

But is your cock fat though?

Hym "Yeah, it's not the lms. It's the 'story you tell yourself' i.e. delusion. Your delusion is how you explain why women are fucking you. And then you get some suckers to pay you to lie to them and now you have the money."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2024

LMS

When life gives you lemo- ... no no no when life gives you limes. LMS means Lime Myself. I use this when I mess up really bad. Messing up hurts internally. Limes hurt externally.

I didn't finish my project on time, LMS!

by I need friends October 4, 2017

LM

LM means little monster which is what Lady Gaga’s fans are called

“She has LM in her bio, what does it mean?”
“Little monster…she’s a lady gaga fan you know.”

by Maryyx13 June 1, 2021

lms

lick my sack

ayo this bitch was wildin so i told her lms. 😭

by that bitch who knows stuff January 6, 2022

lms

Let me sleep

Friend-Hey wake up

Me- no lms

by issadummy January 5, 2021

LMS

L.M.S is short for "let me smash" commonly confused with "like my status" or "lick my sack" all way more retarded definitions for LMS

Guy: hey uhh we've been talking for a while Becky u should really lms
Girl: for sure com over to my place later n we can get it on

by Esuc June 17, 2018

LMS

Let me smash

You gonna lms?

by JSm198 July 16, 2018