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jhon mo lester

jhon mo lester a pedo ,named lester, that only molests kids named jhon. not to be confused with jon mo'lester the red socks pitcher.
the town of springfield will have a "jhon mo lester" search on all men named lester, after multiple claims of molestation victoms named jhon.
by LAWLDY MAN June 26, 2008
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Ford Lease

1 the biggest mistake you could have ever made
2 the signing over of every dollar you make for a piece of sh!t
1 you mean he not only bought a ford but has a lease on it. lmfao
2 what happened to his retirement? well he signed a ford lease and the piece of sh!t hasn't worked since it came of the assembly line
by bro joe January 14, 2009
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Lester Bangs

Lester was born in 1948 and passed away in 1982. Lester Bangs was a well known, highly respected rock critic. He was also an author, part-time rock singer and generally a very talented writer. The way I see it, its fair to say he was the Jack Kerouac of rock literature. As a journalist, he had a reputation for being honest and passionate.
1. Lester's rock idol was Lou Reed, but Lester wasnt afraid to tell Lou to go jump in the lake.

2. Lester Bangs never kissed rock star ass.

3. Lester Bangs got fired from Rolling Stone Magazine for having enough respect for his readers to be brutally honest.
by I hate Jann Wenner! May 19, 2005
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anna-lease

it is a female gypsy that lives in a caravan or cardboard box eaiting beans over a campfire
shut up you anna-lease
by n.g.e+orange January 15, 2008
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But first, letmetakeaselfie

1. Originating from the music video "#SELFIE" by Chainsmokers, "But first, letmetakeaselfie" is a popular saying used mostly on Vine. It is said right before one takes a selfie; usually taken before one is going to do something --probably something important and/or productive.

2. The most annoying saying ever used on social media, especially on Vine.
1.)
Father: Hey! It's time to go to school!
Daugter: Be right there! But first, letmetakeaselfie. (Dub step)

2.)
Son: Where is Sandra?
Mother: Oh, she's just taking a selfie.
by DrPepperMan April 28, 2014
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leisel

Damn I'm a SEXY bitch, a SEXY bitch, a SEXY bitch, oooh oooh ooh,

I know you see me,

cos every girl here wants to be me,

Yes I'm a diva,

Fellas screaming I wanna meet ya.

They say I'm low down,

It's just a rumor, so don't believe em,

Only haters discribe this girl, they all disrespectful
Damn, Leisel is a SEXY bitch
by selfie-titanium July 21, 2014
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Leosexual

When a person is extremely attracted to people whose zodiac sign’s a leo.
Some girl: oh my god, it’s the third time I’m falling in love with a leo!
Her friend: yeah well, you’re probably leosexual because of that!
by Nutsakooo January 7, 2021
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