Friend Leech

A "friend" who systematically tries to become friends with all you're friends by injecting themselves into your conversations, messaging your friends online or by generally licking your friends' asses. Ultimately, the leech will aggressively force itself upon one of your friends. This will result in your friend spending less time with you due to the leech sapping your friend's time, energy and even money.

There are some people who are naturally more resistant to the ill-effects of these leeches, such as unpopular people; however, the quickest and most effective way to prevent leeching will always be by immediate identification and outcasting. If you're a current victim of a friend leech, do not panic - there might still be time. Follow this one step:

1. Turn your friends off to the leech by telling them how annoying or undesirable of a person the leech is. It is important to provide good life experiences or lies for this step. This may immunize your friends from the leech's advances.

Q: But what if my friend is already in the process of being leeched or the immunization doesn't work?

A: Ask your friend what they think about the leech and try to encourage them to acknowledge annoying things the leech does (You may need to provide an example). Once you've found something the leech does that annoys your friend, irritate the situation further by getting the leech to do those things and then make fun of the leech with your friend either behind the leech's back or in its face.

1. Before I met Amanda (Friend Leech), I remember how I used to have friends. Now all I have are Internet logs, photographs and memories.

by chasevrocket May 22, 2011

latch-key kid

1. A child who comes home from school in the absence of his/her parents. A child who is not ready to be a latch key kid should be sent either to daycare or a friend's house in the afternoon.

2. Could also mean a young/apprentice locksmith.

1. Jimmy was a latch-key kid because his mom works afternoons and his dad is in jail for burglary and arson. Maybe he shouldn't have been going home alone because he's been missing since last thursday. Probably got lost, the dumb little bastard.

2. Jimmy, our latch-key kid, got electrocuted while trying to unlock an outlet cover.

by MothAssassin October 5, 2003

Latchina

lat-china
A woman who could be either asain or hispanic

"Damn! that's a nice set on that latchina."

"Her eyes are slanty but her ass is Puerto Rican"

by frogbones September 3, 2005

mi llamo es la leche

A special way to tell spanish people that you’re fucking retarded.
LITERAL TRANSLATION: “My name is the milk.”

You: ¡Hola, mi llamo es la leche!
Kid: I don’t speak Spanish you fucking racist pig i’ll kill your entire family inaudible Mexican noises...

by Cringy7yearold June 20, 2019

wi-fi leech

A person who, lacking their own wireless internet, connects to a neighbor's wi-fi connection to access the internet.

Rob was known throughout the neighborhood as a wi-fi leech. His neighbors always used cable modems when he was home.

by fishsicles January 12, 2008

lecher

Somewhere between a flirt and a perv, a lecher is both better looking than a perv and slightly more blunt/less deceptivly sensitive than a flirt. To see what is meant by deceptively sensitive, see, "10 things you don't know about men."

Non-sexually oppressed men from the ages of 15-23.

NOTE: NO inuyasha references.

by Macadaciouse September 8, 2004

Penis leach

Some one who sucks a lot of penis. Who is basically feeding off of it.

That Girl is a Penis leach.

by Bittinkittin November 10, 2004