Lester

A man that hides in your closet and touches you at night. He is a ugly man and you don't want to marry him for he will lick you I'm your sleep. Please help me...... Run he's coming

Uncle lester will get you in your sleep.

by Don't talk to me FOOL March 23, 2018

Lester

A homosexual sex offender with a micro cock, a Lester usually drives a white van and waits outside schools to molest little kiddos, a Lester normally wears a flannel shirt with pretty terrible

grey trousers, they normally watch gay hentai or child porn..... I'm a Lester

Holy water you were such a Lester last night

by Rootin' tootin' school shootin August 11, 2017

lester

a fag that has a large amount of farf and sleeps with the same sex. and likes to get smirfed when he has the chance.

GOD, after passing out and waking up with my pants and underwear down i feel like a lester.

by Blowdis Johnson April 6, 2007

starvin like lester

When you are even more starvin than Marvin. Extremely hungry to the point where you are nauseous. Lester was actually Marvins cousin, but he died from Starvation.

Dude, I have not eaten anything since last night, I'm starvin like lester!

by Mike Mehak May 30, 2011

Lester De Malester Cockenstien

A man who can get a large erection in under 5 seconds.

Woah, did you see that, A-Pod jr. is a Lester De Malester Cockenstien.

by A Lost Purse October 3, 2010

lastely

Correct way to write lastly but people just don't know it yet.

Lastely, Jay is the bottom B*tch of the whole project and everyone knows.

by NivekGneh February 13, 2020

Lester Shower

When someone says they’re going to take a shower, but they just get their hair wet.

Dylan: Dude, are you sure you took a shower? You still smell like a wet dogs asshole, my guy.
Lester: I swear I did! Look my hair is still wet!

Dylan: You took a Lester Shower didn’t you…
Lester: You got me!

by Boxx Cutta March 31, 2022