Jager Leakage

A stinky wet fart or wet-farts that result from drinking too much Jagermeister the night before.

Man A: Dude that stinks, have you shit?
Man B: Yeah sorry, too many Jagers last night
Man A: Dude, sounds like you have Jager Leakage.

by reckless-abandon March 5, 2011

Mr. Leaky

A 500 pound teacher that has a delicacy in his grand canyon sized crack. His delicacy is like a fried piece of butter, crunchy and gooey in the inside with puss oozing out of it.

I saw Mr. Leakys delicacy when he stud up in the class and bent over to help a student.

by carjame April 20, 2022

leak leak

PCP, Angel Dust, Dips

Just copped the leak leak, lets get lifted

by Fuzzed Up October 7, 2003

Leaky Bastard

anybody that is big douche

Somebody casts their lure right next to you and catches your fish. That was my fish you leaky bastard!

by jhawkmatt June 5, 2011

Leaky Chicken

A penis with a small amount of semen remaining on it immediately following a cumshot, which generally appears after the cleaning up and re-application of underwear.

Ah shit, the leaky chicken stuck to the inside of my man-panties again

by mochaphile July 19, 2011

Leaky hoe

A leaky hoe is a cheap female/hooker that is very ineffective at keeping liquids in.

Boy: I bought a leaky hoe yesterday and she couldn’t keep anything in her
Boy 2: I hate them damn leaky hoes

by Aidan the god rod June 29, 2018

gash leak

The act of releasing urine from a female's genitals.

'I'm just nipping off for a gash leak'.

by Davey C February 28, 2007