Mir layoff

Whenever an athlete (particularly a combat sports athlete) suffers a major injury and takes a long time (1 year or more) before returning to competition. Made famous by Frank Mir who shattered his femur shortly after winning the UFC Heavyweight Championship.

After tearing his ACL in October 2008, Patrick Cote had a nice Mir Layoff before coming back against Alan Belcher in May 2010.

by CyberFreq May 7, 2010

juice lagoon

n. - 1) a woman who is ready for mating by massively increased vaginal excretion. Will usually be seen wearing next to nothing whilst grinding on the nearest cholo in the club.
2) the actual vagina of the aforementioned subject. A commonly seen feature in a squirter.

That bridesmaid party looks like a nest of juice lagoons.

-Jim, did you just take a shower?
- Naw. This juice lagoon just orgasmed while I was going down on her.

by kyldonia August 24, 2012

Poop lagoon

it is an anus

dude 1: jimmy d e s t r o y e d my poop lagoon
dude 2: ( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)

by grapesthestupid March 24, 2019

another round of layoffs

Passing gas after you have recently had a bowel movement.

A: "What's that smell? Didn't you just go to the bathroom?"

B: "I'm preparing for another round of layoffs."

by CesareL February 5, 2009

Lagos cab

Name given to unlicensed mini-cabs in London. Often found hanging around pubs and clubs in the early hours of the morning. Not as safe as the official London cab, but a lot cheaper. Standard practice that the passenger has to give directions. Also usual for the fare to be agreed in advance only for driver or passenger (usually both) to dispute said fare when being dropped off.

Fuck it, we've missed the night bus, let's sort out a Lagos cab.

by Royston September 16, 2008

layko

the best

layko is best

by Jerald the 3rd December 28, 2017

layboy

Like playboy but only interested in getting laid, and not the other stuff usually associated with playboy business.

Well, you know, he ain't called layboy for no reason.

by Ceha September 1, 2003