Law of Printers 

Also known as the Printer Curse. Law states that the closer it is to the day that an essay, project, or report is due, the more likely your home printer will malfunction, refuse to print, or break down in the middle of printing.

The bane of high-school and college students' lives.

Teacher: Why is this report 4 days overdue?

Student: Sorry ma'am, it's the stupid Law of Printers.

Law of Printers by deathgleaner July 29, 2010

law of detachment

In mathematical logic, the Law of Detachment says that if the following two statements are true:

(1) If p, then q.

(2) p
Then we can derive a third true statement:

(3) q.

Damn dude! I'm doing lesson 2.3 on the law of detachment in my geometry book!

law of detachment by greendevil32 September 8, 2016

law school hot 

used to describe women who, in any other scenario would be considered hunchbacked, slovenly, heinous wildebeasts. But, because of their captive audience (law school men) and their alternatives (other trolls, buffalos, and wildebeasts) they somehow garner attraction.

Q: "Is she hot or law school hot?"
A: "Well, considering her muffin-top fupa, hairy upper lip, lazy eye, and club foot, she is most definitely law school hot."

law school hot by DU2L March 5, 2008

Law School Spouse 

Similar to a "work spouse." Someone (generally of the opposite sex) from your law school whom you spend extended amounts of time with, have a beyond simple friendship special bond, and rely on for support. This person often knows more about you than other people and you commonly share inside secrets or jokes. Generally the relationship is flirty and may include sexual tension, but rarely crosses the line to include actual sexual acts.

*Warning* May lead to jealousy from your actual real-life partner who doesn't understand the depth of bonding law school leads to.

"Are you two dating?"
"No, that's just my law school spouse."

Law School Spouse by ActusReas May 22, 2009

Law of PWNAGE 

The law of pwnage states that anything that can be owned or pwned, will be.

I proved the law of pwnage by killing some noobs.

Law of PWNAGE by someoneyoureallydonotknow February 2, 2009

law school 

An institution that steals three years of your life for three times the amount you paid for in undergraduate school. All learned there is how to party harder and longer without getting caught or at least an effective way to argue your way out of trouble.

Man, law school is such a drag... but hey hey, i knew my 1st amendement rights.

law school by mystiquekitten May 14, 2005

law school 

To put it simply:

The epitome of all that is evil.

What's law school Kailyn?

Evil daddy!

That's right!

law school by cjdemet December 17, 2008