Lavender

When you eaten and that shit is clean

“Sorry babe, I know you don’t love doing this”
“Nah baby this shit all Lavender”

by FrosterTheMan November 7, 2022

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lavender trio

Hi guys,

I just wanna say I love you all and I trust you with everything. You guys are the best friend group I ever had in my life+ ur the first one to be longer than anything.

You are funny and interesting in your own way sometimes even meow or try to say im a FURRY? (cough, tommy, cough),,,,

besides that you all make me happy somehow when I’m very down and I don’t even talk about it. Thank you so so much for this life with you.

tommy: hey guys!
ed: hello!
me: hey!
(This is the lavender trio :D)

by dina / klaus May 25, 2022

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lavender..toca

a rlly good tiktoker and almost has 25k 😱 they do tocqboca vids qnd roblox

omg lavender..toca ypu sould be verified

by yayziesbbbbbbb January 31, 2021

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Creamy Lavender

When you cum all over your partners bruises from the rough sex the night before.

I gave my girlfriend a Creamy Lavender this morning, to apologize for last night's rough sex.

by ZasinZebra February 11, 2021

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light the lavender

v.

1. When your asshole friends are being idiots--the act of numbing your senses with lavender scented candles, lavender oils, and other lavender-infused accoutrements to achieve relaxation.

2. To engage in max relaxin'.

It's only February 7th and I've lit the lavender two times already this month. D^:

Shark week. Time to light the lavender.

by stephamie March 15, 2012

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lavender phaze

If you are only in a relationship with expectation of money/gifts or other perks. And you would not be with them if they weren't spending money on you. You definitely aren't in the lavender haze of true love, but in a lavender phaze of dishonest,corrupt, and despicable intentions concerning the heart.

She will probably dump him after two more trips to Florida and a set of veneers! She is in her lavender phaze!

I feel a lavender phaze coming on every time he takes me out! Cha-ching!!!

by Michele Wordjuicer April 29, 2023

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