Laura is the ultimative definition of a Milf Hunter. You worried that your best friend would want to fuck you Mom? Your wrong, Laura always wants to fuck your mom. The ultimative milf hunter with the biggest balls you ever see Laura's not only steal your moms' hearts she also fucks your girlfriend way better than you ever could and usually lauras don't even have a dick to begin with.
by Kurbsus November 20, 2022
Get the Lauramug. Laura is and extraordinary girl, she is full of charm and intellect. She is wonderful, funny, resourceful, brave, shy, cute, sweet, radiant, fascinating, interesting, curious, friendly, independent, strong and bold, deep, hopeless romantic, comforting, exciting, smart and brilliant, emphatic and a bit crazy but also patient, benevolent, calm, elegant, poetic and zealous and last but not least she is really really beautiful.
I love Laura, she is and extraordinary girl.
by Ale___ January 9, 2022
Get the Lauramug. Laura is a woman with big hooters, I'm talking big hadonka donks, absolutely huge aÖogas, massive awigawoogs, ginormous abonkahonkadoogahonkaloggas.
by Matthew1010101001 May 26, 2022
Get the Lauramug. Is that one girl who you end up meeting out of nowhere, without trying to find her when you least expected it. She is more than a girl of your dreams. I know perfection doesn't exist but she sure was close to it. A strong independent woman who will never ask for help, doesn't have to rely on a man or family, friends, or anyone. Has the most amazing eyes that will capture your heart in an instant. Beautiful silky hair. She likes to eat, and by eat i mean she loves food more than anything lol. She gets kind of grumpy than your usual girl, she might even end up breaking you. But she will always be there to talk to you whenever you had a long day. Makes your days easier. And when you spend time together, time flys by so fast. Never enough time. She is intelligent, fit, very organized, funny and most importantly she will care for you like no one ever has. She definitely has her flaws but, you will never find someone who cars for you like she does and those flaws are what completes her. So if you meet one don't ever let her go, it didn't workout for me because i was stupid, for me it was the saddest but most beautiful way life showed me that we can't have everything. But i promise you will never meet another person like her, and if you are blessed to meet one, you will have your happiest moments with her, a best friend, marry her if you get a chance!
I miss Laura!
by Cookiemonster2015 November 26, 2021
Get the Lauramug. A Laura is so breathtakingly gorgeous that you’d crawl across a desert of broken glass just to give her a kiss on the cheek. She has the most amazing smile anyone has ever had the pleasure of seeing. Her eyes are big and bright and leave you spellbound. When she enters a room…EVERY…HEAD…TURNS.
Other women’s intelligence, brilliance, and humor pale in comparison to hers. She is one of the most fascinating and intriguing people you will ever meet…she’ll teach you things you never knew. Laura will help you grow as a person if you let her. If you ever find a Laura treat her well, she can have anyone she wants. If she chose you, you should buy a lottery ticket every day because you are the luckiest guy in the world.
Other women’s intelligence, brilliance, and humor pale in comparison to hers. She is one of the most fascinating and intriguing people you will ever meet…she’ll teach you things you never knew. Laura will help you grow as a person if you let her. If you ever find a Laura treat her well, she can have anyone she wants. If she chose you, you should buy a lottery ticket every day because you are the luckiest guy in the world.
by Bubbe_Donkey August 16, 2023
Get the Lauramug. Laura is a girl most men try very hard to forget. Unfortunately, some of the best sex was ever had with Laura, making it hard to forget her. Most men that meet a Laura encounter one of two interactions - either she’s running away with all their money, or pounding at their door screaming to be loved. She’s smart enough to cut your ego in two, and self-absorbed enough to keep going in even the most dangerous of situations. Laura’s are the kind of women men write poetry or stories about, hence the 1940 film and 1960s song dedicated to very romantic and alluring Laura’s.
“I guess you thought I was your Laura Palmer, which is why you always expected me to fall apart, and insisted on loving me from afar.”
by Lou0210 August 7, 2022
Get the Lauramug. Laura is a little crazy and she’s a morning person. Most people think she’s very annoying but she’s not and she’s super funny and has a big personality. She’s a good person to be your best friend so call her right now. somehow every guy likes her and she likes them for 2 weeks and then she’s over it like a baddie. we love laura 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
some guy: can you help me get laura to like me even though she’s out of my league
her friends: You should try but she’ll get over you in a hot minute
her friends: You should try but she’ll get over you in a hot minute
by emobaddie November 21, 2021
Get the Lauramug.