lasswipe

the person with uses the last square of toilet paper and do not replace the roll

Who's the lasswipe who didn't change the roll??

by 2inchfromground September 29, 2010

Lasseckuht

When a human is particularly tired, and makes a HEAVY keyboard mistake.

Friend one: You busy?

Friend 2: If I dont reply,m is I lasseckuht
Friend 1: What??
Friend 2: Sorry man, I'm just tired.

by AnonyMouseKittyPie March 11, 2019

Lip Lasso'd

To convince or trick. Talking someone into something they don't necessarily want/need. Most commonly used by door-to-door sales people and restaurant servers.

That little girl just lip lasso'd me into buying 10 boxes of cookies I don't even like.

by AppleCrisp November 10, 2010

shit lasso

The art of shitting in a sock then spinning it above your head like a lasso. It can also be implied with an empty spinning hand.

I was at a meeting the other day that went on and on, to the point I had to simulate a shit lasso. That shut up the MD.

by amscray August 12, 2011

semen lasso

When you are so dehydrated that you have to physically pull your load out of your dick like a rope

Bro, I almost choked that chick with my semen lasso.

by Kalmia22 June 3, 2017

Lassard

Vague, Blasé, Non-thinking, Accepting without consequence, Ignorant.

Lassard-like (as in the character description from Police Academy movie series). "It will just be one vague Lassard-like element of our lives."

by Richard January 11, 2005

lasswade highschool

A shitty place full of chain smokers and tangerines

Yeah big man Ingils is from Lasswade Highschool

by Soda boi 2004 May 17, 2019