A Momentary Lapse of Penis

Thinking with your dick instead of your brain.

A slightly different take on Pink Floyd's 1987 album "A Momentary Lapse of Reason", used to describe the process in which the male anatomy overrides all rational decision making. Similarities can be drawn to "the heart wants what the heart wants", but "what the penis wants" is more powerful, visceral, and immediate.

Jack: Dude, you must have been beer goggling last night. That girl was such a butterface!
Jim: Yeah, I had a momentary lapse of penis.

John: Why the hell did I out my crush like that and admit to having all these feelings...I don't even like her that much!
Jake: Blame it on a momentary lapse of penis!

by nearly civilized February 18, 2010

Big Lipped Alligator Moment

When a movie goes from complete sense to complete insanity, that has no relevance of importance to the actual story. It is normally for comic relief, and never metioned after, even though it's a majorly f***ed up event. This was first metioned in the Ferngully video from the Nostalgia Critic/Chick. alligator random

All dogs go to the heaven, the big lipped alligator scene... -.-' (Big Lipped Alligator Moment)

by Bowser Jr. Dude February 4, 2009

lappen

Lappen is a variant of the French word "Lapin" which means rabbit. As in bunny rabbit.

Look at that Cottontail Lappen prancing through the bushes.

by AwesomeAnimalsTakeUsintoNature December 18, 2014

Get LARPed

v. - the action of getting meleed or knifed in a FPS(First Person Shooter). Origins: Crime Craft by Vogster

**Usually after the event has taken place the LARPer makes a sound similar to a turkey or native american warcry.**

Ed: Damn!!! You knifed me again!!!
Jordan: Get LARPed!!!!!
Chris: Count It!! HAHAHA!!!

by Matt 'Robot Boy' Carras December 21, 2009

lapped

(adj) being one or more laps behind in a race. A lapped car is at least one lap behind the car in first place.

You're in first place, now watch out for the lapped cars ahead.

by 5'1"Racer April 29, 2005

Lapedis

The definition of lapedis is very loose, it can mean a variety of things. It can be used as an affectionate name for a lover, it can refer to genitalia, or it can be used to replace song lyrics you do not know. It is commonly used in the Northeastern United States. It can mean anything you want it to mean.

Example 1: Come here you sexy lapedis
Example 2: My lapedis is really itchy
Example 3: Lapedis! Lapedis! Lapedis!
Example 4: All these lapedises are pissing me off!

by adur14 October 23, 2010

laprecious

Beautiful Sexy good pussy intelligent

LaPrecious is beautiful.

by 1Ebah February 22, 2017