lampoon

What one gets before one is charged with both statutory rape and bestiality.

Sexual Deviant: I'm so horny for lampoon.
Associate of Sexual Deviant: Ewe should be ashamed of yourself.
Random Urban Dictionary User: PUNS PWN!

by jgthomas January 13, 2007

Lagoon Assistance

To receive assistance while entering or exiting from a lagoon.

As I entered the lagoon, I received some assistance.(lagoon assistance)

by Salt Lands Admirer July 5, 2006

Lampoona

It is a vagina that has a yeast infection and has been torn out of the girl. Commonly refered to hookers on the street

Joe: Look at the hooker
Bob: Yah, her lampoona is in her hand!

by Dboy69 October 22, 2010

lampoon

another way to say lmaoo

omg this so funny lampoon

by rawanandjulia October 1, 2020

Lampoon

Something you use :)

I just used my lampoon

by Smartman12345678910 December 2, 2021

Koon Lagoon

A community pool, typically occupied by koons (black people).

Koon #1: "You goin down to the koon lagoon?"

Koon #2: "Hells yeah!"

by Apfel-Lad September 16, 2009

creeper lagoon

fucking tasty band. they fall in between britpop bands and american alt-rock.

it's nice smelling shit. listen to under the tracks, dead man lagoon, and wrecking ball.

thank me later.

whats goin on jimmy?
ehh, i think i'll creeper lagoon it tonite man.
uh huh, sweet.
it is sweet.
yeah.

by johnny depp August 30, 2004