Lantern Test

Nurse slang; it means to shine a pen light in a patient's mouth and see their eyes light up (i.e., they have no brain.)

She thought Smucker's could be used as contraceptive jelly. I think she'd fail the lantern test.

by Nurse Whitney June 1, 2013

Laeth

A no life retard who gets around 5 minutes of physical activity a day, which is getting out of bed. It is rare to see a Laeth not on his xbox.

Guy 1: Dude stop being such a Laeth go outside!
Guy 2: But Ive only been playing on my xbox for 10 hours!

by the_elephant_whisperer69 October 17, 2019

Lantavious

He’s The one and Not the 2. Period

Lantavious is the shit.

by Lanniiee November 24, 2021

Electro-Lanche

When you open a cabinet or closet door and have all of your electrical equipment fall on you such as; Computer stuff, Video Game Cartridges, etc.

*ARGH*......."dude, we just had an Electro-Lanche, all my old nintendo stuff just fell on my head!"

"hey man, Josh was hit by an Electro-Lanche yesterday"
"Is he alright?"
"Nah, his Xbox controller stabbed him in the eye, making it look like HE has the red ring of death!" <---Pun intended

by Knightman995 May 20, 2009

Dutch lantern

When someone cups their hand over their ass when they fart and then lifts it up and lights it in the palm of their hand

He lit a Dutch lantern after eating chili con carne

by St Francis Bay heroes December 26, 2016

Patio Lantern

When one shines a flashlight through their scrotum to light it up like a patio lantern.

The other weekend we got pretty drunk playing truth or dare so we turned the lights out and dared Chad to do a patio lantern.

by jloi7125 August 22, 2018

Jessica Lantzos

Jessica Lantzos is a cat obsessed fashionista studying film and editing. She is beautiful and green eyed, She is honest and funny. She loves to eat but is a terrible cook. You can trust her with all your secrets... but not with a map. Jess I wish you gave me the same attention you give to your cats.

Oh look.. it’s Jessica Lantzos! Did you see her outfit on her last Instagram post? I wish I had her wardrobe, she seems so cool

by addisonrae August 28, 2020