LMS

Let me see your dress number, L,M,S?
If you want to pick up a blouse and the girl asks you about your size.

I want one of these Google Devs t-shirts.
What is your size: L,M or S?
Ok, LMS, whatever you have.

by Nerdygirl@school March 9, 2022

LMS

Let me sleep

Friend -wake up
Me- no im tired lms

by issadummy January 5, 2021

lms

lick my socks

“Hey David , mind lms real quick ?”

by HenryandFriends October 14, 2020

Lms

When you're an amazing wingman for the boys and you warn them about women suffering from lms, loose minge syndrome

I wouldn't go for that one man, she suffers from lms

by Dr professional June 12, 2016

Lms

But is your cock fat though?

Hym "Yeah, it's not the lms. It's the 'story you tell yourself' i.e. delusion. Your delusion is how you explain why women are fucking you. And then you get some suckers to pay you to lie to them and now you have the money."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2024

LMS

L.M.S is short for "let me smash" commonly confused with "like my status" or "lick my sack" all way more retarded definitions for LMS

Guy: hey uhh we've been talking for a while Becky u should really lms
Girl: for sure com over to my place later n we can get it on

by Esuc June 17, 2018

LMS

Let me smash

You gonna lms?

by JSm198 July 16, 2018