crim-krangle

to blaze harder than bob marley on 4/20

Kyle: Dude did you crim-krangle yesterday?
D: yeah bro.. we got higher than bob marley on 4/20

by GN4R April 30, 2008

krangle

A noob that hasnt gone through puberty and plays too much counterstrike

Hey guys He pulled a krangle

by krangle February 21, 2005

kringlepuff

short and stupid

wow that guy David, he's a real kringlepuff

by Sandwichpants May 13, 2022

kringlestar

Your asshole

Duke check out the kringlestar on that guy!

by KringleStarLover June 14, 2022

Kringlefreuden

The guilt and anger one feels when attempting to create Christmas holiday cheer, but experience a result that falls short of expectation.

It is a pseudogerman portmanteau of
"kringle,” representing Kris Kringle, and
"schadenfreude"

Don't let Karen's perfectly decorated
matcha sugar cookies make you feel
kringlefreuden, your snickerdoodles
probably taste better, anyway.

by Sad_Sally August 2, 2022

Kringlecum

The delicious, creamy, sensational, and addicting seasonal white beverage. also known as eggnog!

“hey what should i bring to the christmas party?”

“definitely some kringlecum!”

“for sure man, kringlecum it is!”

by drsv November 4, 2023

Swedish Kringler

When a man nuts finishes inside his partner, and then sucks the cum back out, filtering it through his mustache like a whale feeding on krill.

She wants me to grow a mustache so I can give her a Swedish Kringler

by The Kringle Master November 15, 2022