Mister Krabs

An erudite professor of Berkeley and The Universidad Nacional of Buenos Aires, writer, director, trumpet player, poet, coiffeur and the 72 president of the democratic republic of El Congo. Often confused with Alain Delon.

-The president of El Congo Mister Krabs, decided this mornig that he is going to finally nuke the dictatorial imperium of Canada. In other news a Julio Cortazar caused the death of 34 filipinos and 1 woman in a tropical storm on the middle of the point nemo.

by Patoshervidosadomicilio February 7, 2018

Krab

a dumb ass nigga

this nigga a krab

by Giesh January 22, 2019

Mr. Krabbing

When you've blown your goddamn motherfuckin' mind and the world doesn't make sense anymore.

Also utter confusion or awkward situations with strong desire of needing escape.

"My friend thought the umbilical cord was attached to the pregnant woman's belly button."
"It's not?"
"What? No."
"Sorry, I'm Mr. Krabbing super hard right now."
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"So he came up to me and said 'Hey girl you're the only ten I see,' and I started Mr. Krabbing so hard."

by kittenbean June 11, 2018

Krab Gatez

The best player on Minecraft realm, Debonair, and also the son of Bill Gates, the creator of Microsoft.

Dude I pissed of Krab Gatez!
Man he’s going to get his dad, Bill Gates, to ban you

by Joe Nuts 69 July 2, 2021

Krusty Krab

The act of drying out your partners vagina with a low heat blow dryer before inner coarse.

I hit her wit the krusty krab.

by Justjokesdontchoke September 4, 2023

Mr. Krabs's

Owned by Eugene Krabs aka Mr. Krabs from Spongebob

The Krusty Krab is Mr. Krabs's restaurant.
(Even though it is actually Mr. Krabs')

by Yeet64 August 10, 2019

mr krabs porn

pornography of character "mr krabs" from spiddle darn squack sack.

"Hey wanna watch mr krabs porn?"
"Yes"

by freshykz July 30, 2022