kleft

There's only one Kleft, and he is almighty

Look at the Kleft, he is such a manly specimen.

by dassub February 3, 2004

Kleptomaniac

A clever individual who shoplifts objects frequently from places of retail. Especially for someone they take interest in.

TJ is my favorite kleptomaniac, he stole this watch for me, I wear it everyday.

by Nikki828 March 22, 2017

Keester Sutherland

The act of kicking someone in the groin area, spitting on them and then taking a big hearty dump on their chest.

Brandy wanted to spice things up a bit in the bedroom. So she grabbed Richard and gave him a Keester Sutherland on the floor.

by Toaster66 April 28, 2006

Kester

Noun- Kester is a cigarette were the tobacco is replaced with feces and is often used as a prank by teenagers in the UK

Guy1: Bruh this isn't weed

Guy2: Yeah replaced your's with a Kester haha lol

by Red-V December 23, 2019

keester it

1. To stick something up your to hide it. (Especially in a hurry)

2. When you have to much of something, its a suggestion to get rid of it

1. Prisoner #1-Hide that shit fast!

Prisoner #2-Nigga how?

Prisoner #1-Just keester it!

Prisoner #2-...Fuck

2. Person #1-Damn, we got to much _______ (fill in the blank with anything you want)

Person #2- Just keester it bitch

by keestermaster February 9, 2010

klepto

a person who is prone to steal things...

Warren being a klepto stole rap, metal, rap, metal, and Whitney Houston.

by CustomMadeLT July 30, 2004

keester pack

Prison or Customs smuggling term.

A small package of contraband inserted into the Anus or rectum to avoid detection. Usually drugs in a small balloon, condom or plastic bag.

The dude smuggled in 3 grams of tar in a keester pack.

by Kuerno May 23, 2008