Joel Keith is the number 1 sex offender of all time. He raped Lara with 2-inch cock which wasn't nice.
by Jeff1088 September 2, 2019
Get the Joel Keith mug.Keith is a great guy. He makes a generous and loving boyfriend who would do anything to make his girl happy. He's a bit socially awkward but he means well. He has plans for the future where his friends don't and is a high achiever. He has a creative side but is generally serious. is not advised that you break up with a Keith as he is a little sensitive and would do anything to see his girl smile.
Keith "hey"
Friend "what you gonna do when your older?"
Keith "Im going to study law in university and become a lawyer."
Friend "I don't know what I'm gonna do."
Friend "what you gonna do when your older?"
Keith "Im going to study law in university and become a lawyer."
Friend "I don't know what I'm gonna do."
by Truth seeker 2.0 October 18, 2018
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1. A rapper, I don't know a lot about him because I am MUCH more interested in definition 2.
2. Lead singer and guitarist for awesome American indie rock band We Are Scientists Much adored by fans who can't help but squeal/shout Keeeeeeeeeeef! if they get the chance to see him. Is known to have a pancake ass as shown in the Crap Attack DVD, when his jeans fell down due to insufficient buttocks. Has so much power over his fangirls that one has even made a doll of him. The doll is called Keithdoll, the myspace URL is rather predictable. He (the human Keith Murray) is going grey despite only being 30 (at time of writing). He has a womanly waistline and a purdy voice.
2. Lead singer and guitarist for awesome American indie rock band We Are Scientists Much adored by fans who can't help but squeal/shout Keeeeeeeeeeef! if they get the chance to see him. Is known to have a pancake ass as shown in the Crap Attack DVD, when his jeans fell down due to insufficient buttocks. Has so much power over his fangirls that one has even made a doll of him. The doll is called Keithdoll, the myspace URL is rather predictable. He (the human Keith Murray) is going grey despite only being 30 (at time of writing). He has a womanly waistline and a purdy voice.
1. WTF I was looking for that guy from WAS? Who the hell is this?
2. Ah. Perfection in one male. Thy name is Keith Murray of We Are Scientists.
2. Ah. Perfection in one male. Thy name is Keith Murray of We Are Scientists.
by Avid WAS fan March 31, 2008
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keith richards: you take credit?
keith richards: you take credit?
by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005
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by omen rd February 4, 2010
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Get the keyah mug.A friend or acquaintance who is so cute, fun, witty and charming, that you want them to go everywhere with you.
"Chrissy you are my new keychain friend - I wish I could shrink you down and keep you in my pocket so you could go everywhere with me."
You might also use the term keychain before their name, such as "Keychain Chrissy"
You might also use the term keychain before their name, such as "Keychain Chrissy"
by METRObliss August 16, 2009
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