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kevin

The epitome of everything wrong with the world, a cuck.
"Dude... Stop being a kevin..."
"Sorry man"
by Blue1973 March 28, 2017
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kevin

often used to describe the guys with big head, small brain, and a small dick.
don't be kevin
by 3344ff May 28, 2015
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kevin

kevins are usually short and have very tiny penises and long noses kevin is fat ugly and stupid as fuck
kevin is a gay person and is a faget
by hghkughj May 21, 2017
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kevin

Kevin. Ah i once dated a "kevin". Let me tell you, Kevin is a disgusting, ratty mouse, ugly bastard who doesn't care about anyone except him. He is annoying, rude, hateful, and is pure with a heart from satan. Do NOT I MEAN NOT, date or be in contact with a Kevin because all he will do is hurt your fragile little heart and tear it into bits until you have no self-confidence what so ever and you WILL DIE. Kevin will make you crazy, he will destroy your emotions, actually ALL your emotions, and he will be the reason why you fail at being a good person. You will end up becoming a satanic devil also, but make most of that situation and cut up that piece of shit, and go back to being an angelic human being who will slay the world just like Beyonce and you will become the best person living and you will show that mother fucker "Kevin" that you dont need him or anyone and watch him crawl on his knees begging you to take him back and that hes sorry for cheating. But bitch, WATCH HIM AND WALK AWAY LIKE THE BITCH YOU ARE BECAUSE, WHO RUN THE WORLD? GIRLSS!!!!!

Btw, his dick was small as hell anyway :) byezzzzz
kevin is a dickhead
screw kevin
kevin is an ugly as loser
by madhatter2828e43 July 26, 2016
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kevin

a retard with a big head and big lips who looks like an alien
watch out kevin is coming!!
by epic gamer 9/11 January 17, 2019
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kevin

simp ass nigga who likes online girls named riley
A Kevin might say "Oh my god her voice is so ughHGHgah."
They may also say "I don't know why I like her but I just do!"
by kissUrban October 31, 2020
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kevin

He is so gay for someone named Daniel he want to suck bruna fat dick and he is so gay that he stuck a pencil in his ass for a whole week he would always fuck this other boy named Diego cuz he's gay as fuck
by Niggathick September 26, 2019
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