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Kamikaze Demolition Derby 

A demolition derby is supposed to be a kind of race in old beaten-up cars where it is allowed to smash into the other competitors. The more smash-ups the better. Usually the cars are reinforced by the owners in order to survive as many rammings as poss thereby staying in the race. Adding the word "kamikaze" gives the meaning a much more dangerous edge, and means that the competitors don't mind if they are killed. So, that's the scenario for a Kamikaze Demolition Derby. (This meaning is for the purposes of conveying a situation in a hopefully humourous manner, but of course no such type of race exists in reality.)
The definition in my neighborhood is as follows:
A Kamikaze Demolition Derby is what you inadvertently end up being part of when driving in Hounslow or Feltham in West London. This is in part due to the high concentration in the population of chavs who drive around, high on whatever, in illegal cars. The can be spotted by the black or white smoke coming out of the back of the car, the colour red of the car, a head with a baseball cap in the driver's seat and acne on the very pale face, and if you get too close, will be cut up and then blamed for driving badly cuz you are a woman. You then see them drive off with squealing tyres smoking (they seem to love smoke of all kinds) and then nearly crash into the back of a bus.
Yes, it really did happen the other day. You know who you are wanker. Hopefully you will start another Kamikaze Demolition Derby soon which will cause you to be permanently removed from any future competions. Fuckwit.
Kamikaze Demolition Derby by Missy M September 6, 2005

KamiNazi 

A(n) child/persons of mixed Japanese and German descent.

half Japanese, half German.

A Kamikaze and a Nazi put together.

Most evil race on the world.
That child is a kaminazi.
KamiNazi by MoLi July 22, 2008

kamikaze watermelon 

I didn't know his name was fooby,
However he IS a self propelled Watermelon. doot da doot da doo!!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee! Splat!
from the demented cartoon movie,
He is Painted on the underside of my surfboard to fighten sharks and groms
The Kamikaze watermelon damn near made
me piss myself laughing.
what the hell was that? some kind of Kamikaze watermelon...

My 9'0" Wander Inn is now refered to as the Kamikaze watermelon.

The Kamikaze 

Sexual Maneuver:
1. Both parties remove all clothing
2. Place Japanese flag bandana upon head.
3. Shout "HAI!!!"
4. Quick prayer
5. Run, leap into the air.
6. Aim for the cooter or tooter!
Female: Our sex life is fading...

Male: I have an idea...

Female: ?

Male: (Places bandana on head) THE KAMIKAZE BITCH!!
The Kamikaze by neft December 23, 2008

kamikaze 

an asian driver (very dangerous)

a kamikaze has trouble staying on the road at all
whoa that driver just went off the road on a straight-away for no apparent reason...what a kamikaze
kamikaze by bear December 8, 2003

the kamikaze 

a sexual maneuver, when a man runs full speed and tries to put his dick into the recipients ass or pussy.
yo he tried the kamikaze on her
the kamikaze by will May 1, 2005