kale kholin

a non ሰገጥ guy who knows that urban dictionary is open to the public for inserting and editing the definition of any word and so doesnt screenshoot definitions of his name and post it on facebook because its nothin special u can literally edit it to say whatever the fuck u want 🤦🏾 ♂️

also a knights radiant #ifykyk
be like kale kholin he's cool
by kalekholin November 24, 2021
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Kale kholin

a non ሰገጥ guy who knows that urban dictionary is open to the public for inserting and editing the definition of any word and so doesnt screenshoot definitions of his name and post it on facebook because its nothin special u can literally edit it to say whatever the fuck u want

also a knights radiant #ifykyk
by December 05, 2024
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Prabhat kale

Prabhat is one of the most rude and dumbest person in this world. He minds his own business and don't like human beings. He smokes, drinks everyday. He hates ladies, abuses them and don't even talk to them. He's not liked by anyone and he is not good at anything. He thinks bad of everyone, including himself and has no friends
Prabhat kale is a dumb person
by Prabhat kale November 25, 2021
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kale belton

The hottest man alive. The sweetest guy you will ever meet. He gets all the girls, every girl secretly likes him and wants to date him. He is 5'11 and slays every bitch cause he's EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE. He's a skinny niggah with a long dick. He will fascinate you in bed. Coolest guy you'll ever meet. Extremely popular due to his amazing personality and looks. In the end, he's fucking amazing. & perfect.
Girl: Who is that?
Girl 2: only the hottest guy you will ever meet, it's kale belton.
by ilovekalebelton<3 November 11, 2013
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Kale Seed Lick

(V.) The action of using pieces of wilted kale as a tongue to lick someone during sex. A high priorities with sexually active vegans.
“Did you hear she’s one of those people who’s into the kale seed lick thing?”
by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018
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Chip and Kale

The names of Jason's left and right testicle, respectively. Inspired by Chip and Dale, but not really, because we are in basic bitch era where everything is about kale.
(While going down on Jason) I'm gonna name them. Chip and Dale is cute but too boring. You haven't shaved today, so the left one is a bit crispy... the other one doesn't really taste like anything... Imma call them Chip and Kale.
by hellomynameisloca December 22, 2018
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st. micheal's kale

A term for marijuana used mainly by vegans. Also known as God's Cabbage
Yo Barbra is your St. Micheal's Kale gluten free?
Nah man, but it's cruelty free!
by Brotwurst1 June 19, 2018
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