an alternative name for One Direction's Harry Styles due to his love of kale and his past profession as a baker
by ohnoniall December 1, 2015
Get the kale baker bitch mug.The names of Jason's left and right testicle, respectively. Inspired by Chip and Dale, but not really, because we are in basic bitch era where everything is about kale.
(While going down on Jason) I'm gonna name them. Chip and Dale is cute but too boring. You haven't shaved today, so the left one is a bit crispy... the other one doesn't really taste like anything... Imma call them Chip and Kale.
by hellomynameisloca December 21, 2018
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Get the st. micheal's kale mug.being trash at fortnite and semi decent at csgo just because he plays it all day. Secretly likes slumdog, blue waffle, sti adopted peru childs but isn't open about it. Really likes touching anorexic kids balls and sucking his brother's nips.
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