Junso

The Mother Fucking Shit

Damn Junso is Sexy

by jimmyy junso April 12, 2009

Shadow Clone Jutsu

When your fucking a bitch you pull out and do the hand signs. Cum in your hand rub it all over ur foot and kick her in the pussy making sure only the big toe goes in. Pull it out and hear that pussy pop. If she doesn’t like it use Rasengan.

Friend- “bro what you do last night.”
Me- “had some bomb ass sex then used Shadow Close Jutsu”
Friend-“what she do”
Me-“she turned around looked at me then smacked me Idk why tho”
Shadow Clone Jutsu

by The magic shroom December 22, 2020

jungsuked

Basically an updated version of "shooting yourself in the foot" or "fucking yourself over."
Taken from the miserable campaign of Jung-Suk Ryu for city Counsillor in Edmonton, AB.

Also:
jungsuker: the individual junsuking oneself.
jungsukery: the act of jungsuking.

"When Jimmy puked at the bar, he totally jungsuked his chances with that that chick."

by RAH October 21, 2004

Junsusaki

To nick Pokemon cards from unsuspecting childrens' unguarded desks and then claim, quite absurdly, that it wasnt you, or your piano playing dad, who nicked em.

my pokemon cards have just upped and gone
'youve been junsusakied mate'

hes got mew! if hes not careful hes gonna get junsusakied

by DANOG September 6, 2006

junkubine

A really sexy woman who looks a little ragged & dangerous like she might be a junkie.

"Hey, check out that junkubine at the bar."

by Brisby March 11, 2004

jusu

he is big dick

wow u have a big jusu

by uuuuuhhhhhh aaaahhhhh February 4, 2021

Cutie no Jutsu

The horrible censored version of Sexy no Jutsu used by Naruto in the DisneyXD version of Naruto Shippuden to make it child appropriate...which it obviously isn't supposed to be, since the crudeness gives it humor and personality to lighten the darkness of Sasuke and the violence involved...oh wait, DisneyXD censors all of the violence too...never mind, they already took the shows meaning away.

They also don't show Konohamaru using it.

Original Japanese: Naruto, "Sexy no Jutsu!" *Turns into a naked girl covered by clouds*.

DisneyXD Version: Naruto, "Cutie no Jutsu" Skips Naruto turning into a half naked girl and just shows peoples reactions.

by SaiTheAwkwardNinja August 23, 2011