Hands down the most perfect titties you've ever seen as if the hand of God himself cupped and blessed each knocker. Titties so perfect you can't help but yell "JEEESUS!" when you see them.
by David RRRRRRR February 28, 2009
Get the jesus jugsmug. British slang - describes ears that stick right out to the side like the handles of a milk jug. Makes cosmetic surgeons a big pile of cash to staple the suckers back.
by Satandog March 29, 2006
Get the Jug Earsmug. A Piss Jug refers to a receptacle of varying size, optimally made of a water-proof substance, into which urine may be expelled directly from the penis. Piss Jugs are generally used in situations where a conventional toilet is unavailable.
Cedric couldn't hold it any longer: he'd had seven large glasses of beer, and the line-up for the washroom was just too long. He grabbed an empty pitcher from the table, disappeared into the walk-in cloakroom, and emerged about a minute later with the piss jug nearly half-full.
by Hieronymus January 4, 2009
Get the PISS JUGmug. by Burt Sanchez August 12, 2009
Get the Jugged-outmug. A vile receptical used by morbidly obese, Jabba the Hutt type people who are immobile and consequently must keep something nearby in which to relieve their bowels and bladder.
Mike Spencer never leaves his chair and uses a poop jug, which is probably never emptied or cleaned.
by Grubba November 2, 2003
Get the poop jugmug. Term created by trap rapper Waka Flocka Flame. Assumed to be some sort of device shaped like a jug used to cook crack and other types of drugs.
by mjavaheri April 18, 2014
Get the Cook Jugmug. A Large, one gallon jug of water. Typically comes with a taped strap for carrying purposes. Called so because for the inexpensive price, it is a commonplace in the african-american community, as opposed to reasonably sized bottles of water.
by rm77 August 26, 2011
Get the Nigger Jugmug.