A person who seeks a homoerotic friendship with a already documented and established ('made') Jock-Sniffer of an amateur athlete, coach, or parent of the athlete. Jock Sniffer-Sniffers routinely frequent college football message boards seeking their targets
Mark wants to be a jock sniffer, but he does not have the comnnections to the athletes or the coaches. So he hangs out with established or 'made' Jock Sniffers, Larry and Burl, who claim to know athletes and/or coaches. Mark's worship of Larry and Burl creates the Jock Sniffer-Sniffer relationship.
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A word that means a Canadian person, most times in a derogatory way, but most normal Canadians would not be offended. Comes from the notion of Canadians riding mooses.
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Get the JockLaw mug.A person who jumps into the back of a car to go off campus for lunch with you, but doesn't talk to the driver first.
This type of person also screws up any pre-planned lunches by taking up a seat or “bucket” in the vehicle. This messes up the number of people originally walking to the car by adding an unknown extra person to sneak a ride in the vehicle. Most of the time the driver is too nice and polite to kick the bucket jockey out of the seat, because it is guaranteed to be a socially awkward confrontation. This results in a quiet and uncomfortable car ride to and from lunch. This word was coined by Taylor Carey and other students from Athens Drive High School.
This type of person also screws up any pre-planned lunches by taking up a seat or “bucket” in the vehicle. This messes up the number of people originally walking to the car by adding an unknown extra person to sneak a ride in the vehicle. Most of the time the driver is too nice and polite to kick the bucket jockey out of the seat, because it is guaranteed to be a socially awkward confrontation. This results in a quiet and uncomfortable car ride to and from lunch. This word was coined by Taylor Carey and other students from Athens Drive High School.
johnny french - “wow really? that bucket jockey just jacked my bucket”
ridiculous nicholas - “oh word, well then kick him out”
johnny french - “naw man, that’ll be mad awkward”
ridiculous nicholas - “wait, doesn’t he have his own car, shouldn’t he drive himself”
bucket jockey - ...*chirp chirp*
Next example:
cole - “yo we going to Bo’s today?”
tcarey - “yeah chief, hop in my car”
cole - “oh shoot you already got like four bucket jockeys in there”
ridiculous nicholas - “oh word, well then kick him out”
johnny french - “naw man, that’ll be mad awkward”
ridiculous nicholas - “wait, doesn’t he have his own car, shouldn’t he drive himself”
bucket jockey - ...*chirp chirp*
Next example:
cole - “yo we going to Bo’s today?”
tcarey - “yeah chief, hop in my car”
cole - “oh shoot you already got like four bucket jockeys in there”
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Guy#2: Nah bro that's the latest thing it's jockey swag. He has got some serious swag. Whatta boss.
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