John

A John will lecture you about why Temperate Forest is the best and "u r rong". He is nerdy, cool, and can barely speak English.

A John may also say odd things such as "Yorp", "No shot", or "Dudeski momentum".

"Wow, that John, he has no pants on, but he's so cool."

"This is amazing, John just said a popular word to sound cool!"

"John is actually the best at Mortal Kombat"

by Petra Jagermeister January 25, 2022

John

{ Jon or other spellings. }

An extremely smart guy, with amazing preformance arts skills. He is very kind and has a big heart.

He isn’t the best at picking friends, they pull him into bad situations, and into bad habits.

John’s are easily influenced, as they desire approval from their peers. But that can really ruin several of his friendships and other relationships.

Hey, have you seen how much John has changed?

Yeah, after his friends convinced him to leave his girl, he’s been changing to fit their image.

by WestsideTruth November 7, 2018

The Johns

Nickname for the extraordinary lead singer of Silverchair, Daniel 'Johnsy' Johns.

I was watching MTV and it had The Johns on it. He was silly.

by TheDukeHerself June 27, 2004

Johns

St. Johns College in Cambridge, England. Full of Johnians. Far inferior to anywhere in Oxford.

"Oh, I'd rather be at Oxford than at Johns"

by Viking Adam May 18, 2006

John

John is a gorgeous man. He is tall and muscly, medium-tan skin tone, sexy deep brown eyes, full plump lips, and a gorgeous head of soft brown hair. John is a pretty confusing person. Sometimes John could be quite hard to understand, especially because he often talks in a sexy husky way. John is often finding himself in trouble, at school and at home, but he has a deep personality that most people wouldn't expect. He randomly is open about his life when talking to certain people, but most of the time you wouldn't know his story. John is really funny and pretty friendly with everyone, especially girls. John will rock your world.

Don't judge John by what you think. He could be your everything.

by Summer Bliss July 23, 2018

John

John is the most likeable person in the universe! He always makes people laugh and all his friends think he is so cool. Everyone wishes they could be his friend, and have his humer! John can be very confusing at times so that’s a downside to him. John is very smart, and has a great smile. He is excellent at many sports such as Soccer, and Basketball. Whenever John tries to do something to his best ability, he always succeeds. Not to mention his great ability to just make guys laugh, he can also make very many girls find him hilarious and in some cases attractive. He can make many people smile, and he is good at his job. John is a great person

Guy 1: “wow John is so cool.”
Guy 2: “ya I wish I was him!”

Girl 1: “John is accually really funny?!”
Girl 2: “Ya, I kinda like him now!”

by Some peeps at school!! November 20, 2018

Johned

Very strong, huge muscles.

Look at his muscles! He looks johned!

by Philad February 1, 2010