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Johan

by Ranvir Singh May 15, 2023
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Johan

A really stupid guy who needs to commit suicide because no one likes him.
Oh your acting like Johan.
by Bobbylobbyyyy:P November 21, 2023
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JOHAN

a black dude with small nipples but looks hot asf i would smash him any day over women.

HAS A HUGE 36 INCH BIG BLACK PACKET OF CUM

BRO REALLY BEATED HIS NUTS SO HARD HIS DICK WENT INSIDE HIS STOMACH AND NOW THE BELLY BUTTON HAS A FUCKING LONG ASS SAUSAGE

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johan
by machli pro max December 6, 2023
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Johan

A man who appears lady like from how unlikeable they usually are
That guy over there is such a Johan”
by JohanHater December 12, 2018
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Johan Olesen

A person, typically of the male gender, who has perfectly even-sized symmetrical arms.
"Wow Johan Olesen, very symmetrical arms you've got there!" and "You have a very even-sized pair of arms my young boy, named Johan Olesen."
by GenderfluidAsexualSunLolly January 31, 2019
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Johan

A name of Scandinavian origins, usually used for men. It is a shortened version of the biblical name Johannes, and most famously Johannes the baptist.
Usual conversations involving the name Johan includes: "Wow Johan you really have a couple of good ol' normal arms right there" and "High five Johan!" followed by "Nice, you're so good at high fiving"
by GenderfluidAsexualSunLolly February 4, 2019
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