What were you doing last night Dave? Oh, you had a night in with your bird? Getting busy with mr jizzy?
by infamous budgerigar July 01, 2016
Code-word for a joint or a spliff, used to confuse and deceive non-smokers. Commonly used in parts of Ireland, France, Spain, Northern England, Australia and New Zealand. Alternative uses include: "Jizzy-Wizzy", "Jizzy-Wizzoint", "Izzy-Wizzy, let's get Jizzy" and (to the tune of Will Smith's "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It") "Getting Jizzy Wit It".
Gaz-Wak: "After the day I've had, I'm fuckin' bustin for a Jizzy-Wiz"
Poppa Stuey: "Word. I been gettin' jizzy wit it all day, so the dog ain't getting fed tonight"
Poppa Stuey: "Word. I been gettin' jizzy wit it all day, so the dog ain't getting fed tonight"
by Poppa Stuey August 26, 2014
A dramatic condition in which a male spins in a circle while emitting semen. An alternate option can be receiving oral sex after playing pin the tail on the donkey.
by BigDaddyKosher March 24, 2018
The act of ejaculating between a woman’s ass crack perfectly and paying your tab by swiping your Visa, MasterCard, American Express or Discover Card quickly
Hey bro, how was the sex with Mandy?
I screwed her brains out bro, but I pulled out to swizzy jizzy on that big jumbo ass! So much fun bro.
I screwed her brains out bro, but I pulled out to swizzy jizzy on that big jumbo ass! So much fun bro.
by ManMythLegendDMV April 20, 2018
It had been a week since my boyfriend had came, and last night I got a Jizzy Jordan so bad it took two towels to wipe the smear off of my legs!!!
by yolanda bang August 29, 2012
by jizzie master May 08, 2021
by flowers4jizzie August 10, 2022