The white crusties you get around your mouth when you're smoking crack ,have really dry mouth, and sucking dicks
by Mr.Fixzer September 3, 2022
Get the crack jiz mug.A way of describing a guy whos only interested in explicit pictures or sexting, but has no intention of actually hooking up.
Someone who is bold on snapchat, but doesn't initiate anything in person.
Someone who is bold on snapchat, but doesn't initiate anything in person.
"How are things going with Derek?"
"He's being such a sock of jiz, he only hits me up when hes horny"
"He's being such a sock of jiz, he only hits me up when hes horny"
by taylxxr October 30, 2021
Get the sock of jiz mug.mother: What is this shirt that's all stuck together that I found under Cody's bed? father: Oh God don't touch it! It's Cody's jiz shirt. We'll just throw it away. mother: That's nasty. What's wrong with him? father: He's just lazy.
by jimmybomm February 15, 2022
Get the jiz shirt mug.JIZ-PLANK is a person who participates in podcasts ( an audio or video program distributed online) but will always sell-out the podcast host, without notice. Usually, the Jiz-Plank is motivated by the desire to kiss up to bullshit celebrities. JIZ-PLANKS lack integrity and are willing to fuck over their own family for a chance to kiss a celebrity's anus cavity.
"Hey Elizabeth, what have you been up to? Are you still Jiz-Plank-ing whenever you get a chance?" "Oh yeah... I love selling friends down the river. Especially if it means I get a chance to eat out Ryan Reynolds' stanky anus cavity. "
"That's great, Elizabeth but it seems like you suck and should go eat a bag of dicks!"
"That's great, Elizabeth but it seems like you suck and should go eat a bag of dicks!"
by CHINA STUMP October 12, 2025
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