Jarred

Jarred is the guy who love hentai porn, not just any hentai but tenticle porn. He smells like a sour, rotten pussy and is so fucking gullible you could tell him anything and he would believe it to be fact.

Jarred you need to lay off the tentacle porn.

by Clowntitsballsbitch June 13, 2019

Jarred

Big dick
Can fuck a Paige

If your a Paige you should suck him off right now

I want jarred

by Got iris November 13, 2018

jerked off

The act of Jerking somebody off... sexual

this one's for you Melissa!

Daniel jerked some guy off! (ewww)

by D January 15, 2005

Jeryed

A realy annoying person that can't keep his mouth shut bug can be funny sometimes although he can't get his edge straght

Jeryed....oh yea there always annoying

by Llamacorns July 11, 2016

jeredias

Realest Crip in the world

Jeredias was Cripin in Cali

by Jeredias September 23, 2020

The "Jarred" Effect

When shit just somehow works out the best way possible.

Guy 1: Yo, Smith just pulled this bad Viet bitch like it was nothing.
Guy 2: The "Jarred" Effect man...

by Rindor August 25, 2021

Pickle Jarred

To work for a long time to get a sexually stubborn girl's panties, unsuccessfully, only to have another man come along and seal the deal in a much shorter period of time. This is often due to the first man getting the female's "juices flowing" and the second man profiting from it. This series of events is similar to someone working very hard at getting the top off a pickle jar, unsuccessfully, only to have a friend come along and pop the top off almost immediately, thus pickle jarred.

Charlie: "Dude, it's been like 3 months already! Tell me you finally got the panties from Jenny."

David: "Dude I wish I could, some juicehead douche from her gym pickle jarred me!"

Charlie: "All that hard work!"

David: I know dude, I know

by malle122 October 19, 2010