jerky pussy

A woman whose pussy is so beat up and worn out . Her pussy lips look like beef jerky

Holy shit look at that cunt. She has a jerky pussy. What a fucken nasty slut.

by STINKFINGER1 December 31, 2018

Beef Jerky

A replacement for masturbate/jerking in case you have someone around who might overhear.

"What are you doing?"
"Beef Jerky in my room."

by DreamHack January 30, 2009

Road Jerky

1. The act of giving a handjob to the driver of a car. 2.The act of giving a handjob to the passenger by the driver is known as Senseless Road Jerky.

I have a boner. Give me some Road Jerky.

by Jus10x October 18, 2009

Beef-Jerkie

A person who works out all the time and can't form a complete sentence; nothing in the brain.

The Beef-Jerkie us the one you see in the gym or on the streets that can't form a complete sentence. "Hey! Look at that Beef-Jerkie on the roids walking down the street"

by FitnessTBay October 23, 2012

jerky shits

The shits you take after eating a whole bag of jerky

Yo bro I just ate a whole bag of jerky and I already know I'm gunna a bad case of the jerky shits tomarrow

by Yeah_mom November 24, 2016

Beer Jerky

When you're havin a beer and jerkin off at the same time.

He was having a beer jerky over there.

by dombamdy October 15, 2018

Jerky Jam

When your blowing a group of people and you have too many dicks in your mouth.

I was in a gang bang the other day and suffered a jerky jam.

by BChockey7 January 29, 2015