Jadon is by far the most supreme being in the existence of the universe. Women (even lesbians) want to be with him, and men want to be him. He is full of glorious powers and wisdom. But when provoked he will cast lighting bolts of holy righteousness upon your punk ass!
Person 1 - "HOLY SHIT, IT'S JADON!"
Person 2 - "OMFG NO WAY!"
Person 3 - "I THINK I JUST HAD AN ORGASM!"
Person 2 - "OMFG NO WAY!"
Person 3 - "I THINK I JUST HAD AN ORGASM!"
by Viking Zombie September 22, 2010
Get the Jadon mug.A no talent former NBA player who got a phone call from the president after announcing his homosexuality. Also dated a girl for nearly 7 years and dumped her on the day of the engagement.(after possibly infecting her with hiv)
That Jason Collins probably got AIDs from his gay lifestyle
I wonder why he suddenly came out of the closet AFTER he got kicked out of the NBA for his poor performance?
I wonder why he suddenly came out of the closet AFTER he got kicked out of the NBA for his poor performance?
by Not Another 1 August 26, 2013
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Jason Singh is an incredibly fun guy who can make anybody laugh! Known to be the life of the party. Has slick sense of style and can also rock the naked look. Unfortunately has been through a lot but has made him who he is today. He has a kind heart and and wants the best result in every situation. If only people treated him how nice he treats people. He is very loyal and has strong values, which can sometimes get him into a pickle. If you meet a Jason Singh be sure to treat him right. He is one in a million and you don't want to pass that chance up!
Jason Singh is an incredibly fun guy who can make anybody laugh! Known to be the life of the party. Has slick sense of style and can also rock the naked look. Unfortunately has been through a lot but has made him who he is today. He has a kind heart and and wants the best result in every situation. If only people treated him how nice he treats people. He is very loyal and has strong values, which can sometimes get him into a pickle. If you meet a Jason Singh be sure to treat him right. He is one in a million and you don't want to pass that chance up!
"That person is just like a Jason Singh"
"That party rocked! There totally was a Jason Singh there"
" Why can't you be more like a Jason Singh?
"That party rocked! There totally was a Jason Singh there"
" Why can't you be more like a Jason Singh?
by Wonderingwhatsgood February 24, 2010
Get the Jason Singh mug.Jalon is very athletic and smart. Jalon also is very loyal no matter what's going on. You can count on Jalon for anything
by gp3116 July 16, 2017
Get the Jalon mug.One of satan's workers who, along with partner Aaron Selzter, plots to destroy the world by releasing so many terrible films that our sense of humor is lost forever, thus thrusting the world into a constant state of being pissed off.
"Why did you kill that guy?"
"I watched a Jason Friedberg movie and I just needed to kill somebody to settle down."
"I watched a Jason Friedberg movie and I just needed to kill somebody to settle down."
by Nick Den October 20, 2008
Get the Jason Friedberg mug.Jadon is that funny kid who likes to joke around and is a bit of a troublemaker. Some people may find him annoying, but he couldn't care less, he just is who he is. He has the most amazing smile, bet they didn't expect that. Alot of the people who find him "annoying" just don't know what they're missing out on
*Jadon walks in room and sits down*
Teacher- JADON! You're late, now take your hood off and show me your homework!
Jadon- Nahh *leans back in chair and throws something at teacher*
Preppy girl- Ugh he needs to just go die, or at least shut up once in awhile omg he's so annoying....
tomboy- Dude this is my kinda guy, I NEED his number
Teacher- JADON! You're late, now take your hood off and show me your homework!
Jadon- Nahh *leans back in chair and throws something at teacher*
Preppy girl- Ugh he needs to just go die, or at least shut up once in awhile omg he's so annoying....
tomboy- Dude this is my kinda guy, I NEED his number
by ThatOneChick96 December 28, 2011
Get the Jadon mug.A common name for a male. Comes from Greek láson, meaning healer. Jason is a common name for someone of high intellect logical reasoning. This person will usually get annoyed by small things. This person is usually not very athletic. Will usually make friends quickly, but only a few friends will be considered good friends to this person. Insults frequently with no hurtful intention, just to tease.
He is Jason; Jason is his name; Jason is good at math;
by worldnamedefinitions December 2, 2013
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