Jasper

A Jasper is something that is very obvious.

"Why are they punting on 4th down?" asked Fred, "That's a jasper," said Tom.

by falconclone October 26, 2007

jaspered

to jizz ones pants while dancing

Jasper jaspered his pants while dancing with Lexi, his homecoming date.

by Jasper Shan December 28, 2008

Jasper

A ginger haired disabled sperm

Man 1: oh shit jasper is here
Man 2:run!!!

by Chubbryhamster October 16, 2017

Jasper

The name given to the shipping of British youtubers Joe sugg and Casper lee.

Jasper are perfect!

by Lamamama March 8, 2015

Jasper

The act of deepthroating so much dick that the sucker develops SARS in their epiglottis.

Damn, I got SARS the other day trying to do a Jasper

by JasperMonkey June 30, 2015

Jasper

He's a faggot and is disliked by all, especially Joe

Wow, you're a real Jasper!

by Secretly Joe but not really February 28, 2018

Jaspers

The best bar to get your drink on in Lompoc, Ca.

My friends and I were at Jaspers till last call.

by GMC13 October 27, 2007