To 'Jobby Jabber' someone is to sneak up behind them with your hands together (as if in prayer) and 'jab' them in the 'gooch' (the area between the anus and the scrotum).
"Holy fuck by the way! Ye want tae a fuckin seen the jobby jabber a dun tae Ricky, he fuckin made a mad noise like a dug gettin hit by a motur!"
"A dare ye tae Jobby Jabber that polismin! A fuckin dare ye!"
"Yer maws got a heavy growler! A went tae Jobby Jabber her n a loast a finger!"
"A dare ye tae Jobby Jabber that polismin! A fuckin dare ye!"
"Yer maws got a heavy growler! A went tae Jobby Jabber her n a loast a finger!"
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often confused with JabbawockeeZ, which is a dance crew, a Jabberwocky is a mythical creature which is the subject of a poem written by Lewis Carol in the 1800s. Lewis Carol also wrote Alice in Wonderland and was toasted on oppium when writing both. the poem is as follows:
"'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe."
"'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe."
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Get the poon jabber mug.a) A person who likes to gouge, poke or prod his or her own, or foreign feces.
b) The ultimate insult
b) The ultimate insult
a) Person #1: "Ehysha pokes poo with really short sticks so it gets on her fingers."
Person #2: "Man, what a poo jabber."
b) Person #1: "I hate Elysha, shes a poo jabber who likes to jab poo."
Person #2: "Well said."
Person #2: "Man, what a poo jabber."
b) Person #1: "I hate Elysha, shes a poo jabber who likes to jab poo."
Person #2: "Well said."
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