hand jober

1. Call girl or porn star slang for men that they would give a hand job to but don't really want to fuck.

2. The loser reject of society usually fat and or really ugly which strippers or occasional female friends are willing to give a hand job to out of sympathy but wouldn't have sex with.

"I saw this hand jober at work last night, he was a real charity case!"

by sherman3point0 July 9, 2009

Jubes

Soft Jelly like lolly

I like to eat Sour Jubes

by J March 14, 2004

Jubberly

May be used interchangeably with lubberly. Applies to food,spliffs and beer.

"Would you like a Beer/Spliff/Pizza?"
"Jubberly!"

by Spongebob Spliffpants August 23, 2003

Jubberish

like jibberish, except you can portray a message with it.

"ahgpeiahgepaoihgpaaphapoiha" <-this kind of jubberish shows stress

by Definition by: Abbey Word by: Jeff April 2, 2006

Jubeebus

Another name for "Jesus" the son of "God" or Fogogabobin in the Rachally religion

Hail the almighty Jubeebus son of Fogogabobin!!

by Tyhelious June 24, 2008

Jaberkin

vb.
To have anal sex while giving birth, or with a pregnant woman giving birth.

Billy was born while his parents jaberkinned in the shed out back.

by "Mistakes Central" July 23, 2016

Jiberish

A Language That You Can't Understand!!! Also Can Be Random Words Spoken Very Fast!!! (Also Can Be Spelled Giberish!!)

Fred: Tuna Fish Bakes Cookies!!!!
Timmy: Da Ftuid Ssjhr Fr Dfsa!!!
Fred: HA! L0L!!!!
Timmy: Don't You Love Speaking Jiberish!!!

by bobvsjeff April 4, 2009