Alan’s IPhone 7

He won’t let you look at anything

Alan won’t let me see his discord on Alan’s iPhone 7

by Alan’s IPhone 7 December 9, 2019

iPhone 5

It's the most innovative phone Apple ever made, really?
iPhone 5 is same shit as the iPhone 4S,just a bit taller.. Oh damn, really innovative!

Greger Kim has an iPhone 5, but not an iPhone 4S

by Barre Jarre October 1, 2012

iPhone 4S

The supposed iPhone 5. Apple decided to change the name to iPhone 4S to render counterfeit phones useless.

Ironically and tragically, Steve Jobs, the influential co-founder of Apple passed away a day after its release, so it is now defined as iPhone for Steve

My iPhone 4S is real! Stuff you, you fakes!

by brockhoward October 6, 2011

iPhone 13

An iPhone 12s

Alex: “Can’t wait to buy the iPhone 13 Pro!”
Mom: “We already have an iPhone 13 Pro at home”
The iPhone 13 pro at home: iPhone 12 Pro

by Aaaaron S December 17, 2021

iPhone

A certain device that hinders discourse. In social gatherings, people who do not have iPhones are often virtually excommunicated.

Non-iPhone User: Hey guys? ...guys? I'm over here.

iPhone Users: dude, shut the fuck up. can't you see we're on our iPhones?

by Disco Francisco February 10, 2013

iPhone 6 Plus

Just the iPhone 6 but with a 5.5 inch screen and Auto Focus on the rear camera.

The iPhone 6 Plus is awesome but too big for your pockets.

by iPhoneiPadiPodiMac September 20, 2014

iPhone Zombie

An iPhone user who is so focused on their app, texting or finger caressing in a public place, that their gait is slow and erratic to the point where you're in a quandary about their living status.

Trying to negotiate a supermarket aisle either on foot or with your cart, to be blocked by a slow shuffling individual - the iPhone Zombie - who, upon passing (eventually), is seen to be caressing their iPhone.

"I'll be right over, as soon as I negotiate the path around the iPhone Zombie"
"Watch out! iPhone Zombie on the road!"

by Audrey Dawds November 24, 2011