Shit Tunes

Any kind of music that you listen to while taking a shit. You could also be taking a piss.

Yesterday, I was home alone. So when I went into the bathroom for my afternoon dump, I pulled out my phone and put on some shit tunes.

by iturner82 January 23, 2010

Highway Tune

The greatest Greta Van Fleet song.

Highway Tune is the song that gets me the most turnt.

by Comrade Running Bear August 8, 2018

dial-a-tune

Slang for tech support. Comes from the fact that you usually are put on hold and it plays a musical tune while you wait.

"If you're calling to report a problem, press 1 now."
*Presses one*
"Please hold."
*Song starts*
"Goddamn dial-a-tune!"

by MrMojoRisin May 25, 2006

tuning in tokyo

To tweek or pinch the erect nipple as if it were the tuning knob on an analog radio. Popularized after WWII because the act of inexperienced males trying to please women resembled WWII radio operators adjusting the equipment knobs to 'tune in Tokyo'.

Being presented with his first pair of breasts made Urkle so nervous he did not know what to do and was reduced to his spaz self as the said Tuning in Tokyo while he tweeted the unfortunate girl's nipples

by van8794 May 16, 2010

auto tune

It is used to disguise inaccuracies and mistakes, and – due to its increasing use in modern music – has allowed many artists to produce more precisely tuned recordings. While Auto-Tune is only one out of many commercial pitch correction packages, auto-tune is frequently used in the media as a blanket term to describe any audio processing with a similar effect, perhaps because it was the first product allowing pitch correction in real time.

In the hit single lollipop, Lil Wayne used auto tune.

by dj32089 November 2, 2008

tuned up

The act of receiving or delivering a "no holds barred" beating by one indiviual or several individuals.

Yo, that wigger got tuned up!

by druzicka July 14, 2005

Poon Tune

The expulsion of air from the vaginal orifice causing a noticeable trumping sound.

Person 1 - "Did she just queef?"
Person 2 - "Yeah! that was a serious Poon Tune!"

by iknoooowright February 28, 2011