Microwave Oven

Possibly, mankind's most finest invention. "Cooking without fire!" It is also this Urban Dictionary Contributor's opinion that the Microwave Oven is the implied 2001 A Space Odyssey Stanley Kubrick "Ape Tool" that will eventually define our demise. It represents all that is good and all that is bad. This rectangular box's start button, in analogy, is the nuclear death of all mankind or the provider of sustenance for the millions in need. In spoken word we toy with its implied, "Age of Destruction" capabilities. See 'Nuke This' in the Urban Dictionary

The next time you heat up a ham and cheese sandwich in this "box without fire," you should remember one fact. There will come a time when someone wants your hot and toasty ham and cheese sandwich..., which button will we have pushed?

Same as the Charles Nobel Peace Prize, the inventor of the Microwave Oven could be the founder of the next like charitable institution.

by gravy111 November 18, 2010

Jew Oven

When the inside of your car is so hot from the heat..it's a Jew Oven

Josh: Gosh it's so africa hot out here...

Stephan: WOW...you're car is like a Jew Oven.

by SmilexD8 June 14, 2010

Clutch Oven

To fart in a car full of people, crank the heat for maximum effectiveness.

Mike was driving us to Jake's party and he farted, trapping us in his clutch oven

by Mudshovel September 16, 2007

german oven

Letting out a huge fart while taking a hot shower. The steam intensifies the effect, making it many times worse than normal, basically baking the smell into the walls, shower curtains, and towels.

This is similar to a Dutch Oven, except much, much, worse, and is a reference to a popular method of execution during the Holocaust.

Dude, I was taking a shower with my girlfriend and I totally German Ovened her. The funny thing is, she's Jewish, so it hit her twice as hard.

by Mike Larkin July 27, 2006

Eskimo Oven

Building and igloo then smoking some marijuanas in it, letting the smoke fill the igloo.

Me: "Yo dude, you wanna get high?"
You: "Yeah!.. But it's too cold to smoke outside." :/
Me: "Don't worry man, there's enough snow to make an Eskimo Oven!!"
You: "OMGG Let's get biggity baaaaaaaked!"

by JustYourAverageDick February 09, 2013

atlantis oven

When a girl's pussy is very wet and warm.

"yeah that chick i fucked was like an atlantis oven in there"

by Bob Snob September 11, 2005

dutch oven

when someone unloads a ripper fart in bed while holding another person's head under the sheets

dutch oven:
mate...i held his her head so far down in bed last night, and i ripper the biggest fart, omg mate it was sooooo funny...you shoulda seen her squirm...and her face when she came out...priceless

by Pride Of Geelong July 25, 2015