Incense

What every nirvana store smells like because they burn them all the time

Micheal Jackson: Hey girllll wanna go to nirvana.
Whitney Houston: Nah sorry bro ion like the smell of the incense.

by ED04 June 25, 2019

Weed incel

A person, typically male, who smokes a lot of weed and is still a virgin. One of the distinguishing factors about the weed incel is the fact they would rather smoke a doobie and play xbox than go on a date with a real life female

‘Hey mann how did that date go last night?’
‘Ohhh yeah I cancelled and smoked some of my incel OG’
‘Jeez guy you are such a weed incel’

by CarlWeathers69 March 27, 2020

Jupiter's Incense

A sick rock band based out of Central Virginia.

You heard the new Jupiter's Incense record yet, nig?

by riggsthehammy October 22, 2011

Incel

Involuntary celibate.

AKA the new age hipster way to call someone a virgin.

Despite people trying to malign the definition to include people who don’t like/call women out on their bullshit, the fact remains that if you have had sex (or even a relationship) at any point in your life you cannot be an incel.

Redditor 1: I can’t get laid! Women suck! Reee!
Guy 1: Dude you sound like an incel! Cut it out you’re embarrassing me by proxy!
Guy 2: Man, I caught my gf of 2 years cheating on me with some miscer, so I got one last fuck, dumped that whore and told her to fuck off.

Redditor 2: Wow fucking incel!
Guy 1: Hey retard, he’s not a virgin, therefore he can’t be an incel. Also, his gf was a cheating asshole so she deserved to be insulted for it.

by Assey McGee April 12, 2019

Incelligence

Having a socially inept pride in useless, unproductive, and unappealing facts and then trying to impress women with them, all while lacking actual skills and relevant knowledge.

Women are attracted to actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not incelligence (edict memory of one's entire pepe folder and strategic knowledge of how Germany could've won WWII).

That neckbeard is incelligent, and thinks women are dumb for not caring about his knowledge of japanese swords.

The man isn't smart, he's incelligent. Maybe if he learned how to wash and groom himself instead of how to farm karma on reddit, he might then actually have a girlfriend.

by Scott Cruz 80 October 30, 2022

Incense Rule

The rule that states "before we go to sleep tonight after smoking this weed, we have to let the incesnse run out." this rule was put into effect because people were smoking and wasting weed because they fell asleep so fast.

"mike: Yo man im so tired, im going to bed"

Steve: Bro if you dont want to owe me money for wasting my weed on your tired ass, you better follow our incense rule"

by Ganjaman1214 June 3, 2010

incel

a person who is basically incapable of finding love, largely due to treating women like shit. the majority of incels believe they can’t find love because they are ugly, while it is usually because they have no respect for women. most incels are pieces of shit and all around hated by individuals around them. they believe women owe them sex, yet the majority of them never lose their virginity, or lose their virginity to a cheap hooker with a crusty pussy and crabs. should you meet an incel in real life, it is advised that you run to safety in order to avoid becoming one yourself.

Ryan: what was the name of your last boyfriend again?
Lilia: Oh, Vincent? He was SUCH an incel. INSANELY ugly too.

by StraightGayNibba December 21, 2019