Shin Impact

weeb-exclusive physical trauma injury
when you're playing genshin impact on your phone while walking and you hit your shin on something

Weeb: *playing genshin*
shin-level table: fuck you weeb stop leaving your hu tao body pillows on me
shin-level table: *shin impacts the weeb*
Weeb: *screams in japanese*

by MahoganyWood May 9, 2022

Genshin Impact

A game I spent 2 years on and ruined my eyesight

Person 1: I play Genshin Impact everyday and I’ve spent over $200 on it!
Person 2: I’m sorry.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: You’ve gotten brainwashed.

by Feifeifuck August 12, 2022

Genshin Impact Wishing System

The damn thing that made me go broke

Kim: I’m broke
Ashley: Why?
Kim: Genshin Impact made me go broke
Ashley: How?
Kim: I lost the 50/50 on Ganyu’s banner to Qiqi
Ashley: Damn, the Genshin Impact Wishing System is ass

by Raiden Simp August 24, 2022

Genshin impact

Its a game with white washed characters. That's it ok?

I play Genshin impact!

by Peewee the 4th January 19, 2023

Genshin Impact

A game that makes you have a gambling addiction and tortures you with losing 50/50

Aiden:FUCk i lost the 50/50 on qiqi!
Lianne:Genshin Impact again?

by ShadowSide November 12, 2022

Instant Anal Impact

The moment after your first;
- Morning Coffee
- Morning Cigarette
- Biffta / Jacob / Joint
- Line of your favourite powdery stuff

The moment when you feel an "instant anal impact" and must run to the lavvy for a rapid release of the brown stuff

Jesus Steve, I've just hit that line and it was instant anal impact, feels like I've just shat my intestines

by TheShieldsFuckUp July 23, 2014

Genshin Impact Player

someone who is extremely obese in real life and is attracted to minors

"eugh you genshin impact player"

by zaif12354 August 29, 2022