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What someone who has seen a significant amount of hentai thinks when they see someone (potentialy a cartoon) being attacked by tentacles of some sort. Often refering to a situation in which the potential sexual outcome would not happen.
Television: *depicting seen in which someone is attacked by tentacles of a sort*
Inside head of viewer: " I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
by Yeasdwse October 8, 2011
mugGet the I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.mug.

help, i've fallen, and i can't get up

a catchphrase from some old 80's tv commercial for LifeAlert, a device geared toward the elderly that supposedly was supposed to save them if they became stranded. usually an old woman says it
old hag -"Help, I've fallen, and I can't get up!"

mustachioed dispatcher- "We're sending help right away!"

tv shows ambulance racing down street
by flkjhfkjh November 10, 2007
mugGet the help, i've fallen, and i can't get upmug.

I've Got Something in my Front Pocket for You

The song in which Butters used to tap dance to, until the incident where his shoe came off and killed the whole fucking crowd
"I've got something in my front pocket for you, why don't you reach down inside, and see what it is? Give it a little squeeze and say 'how do you do?'"
by Vito R October 22, 2008
mugGet the I've Got Something in my Front Pocket for Youmug.

I can only piss with the cock i've got

A British phrase used when someone isn't satisfied with something you do or offer, and that you can't do anything about.
Example/Situation

Barry is doing an extension on a house for someone with limited tools/workforce.

Dave: "Mate this is taking you forever"

Barry: "Alright! I can only piss with the cock i've got!"
by tomex June 15, 2008
mugGet the I can only piss with the cock i've gotmug.

i've been kissing white boys since 2004

a line the genius mastermind beautiful tyler, the creator said in his song, "i ain't got time!" from scum fuck flower boy that dropped july 21, 2017
nobody:
tyler: i've been kissing white boys since 2004
by k00lb0i November 5, 2019
mugGet the i've been kissing white boys since 2004mug.

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and i don't expect to be forgiven
by SpecialID March 5, 2021
mugGet the i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgementmug.

boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through

Used to describe an erection so hard that, if given the chance, a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) would not be able to damage it.

Given the silliness of the statement, it's usually used to describe a non-sexual situation that a man would nonetheless enjoy very much, such as a sporting event.
When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, for the next week I had a boner so hard a dingo couldn't have bitten through it. (boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through - gotta use the original here)
by Choda Boy 57 May 7, 2008
mugGet the boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite throughmug.

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