Hospital Dump

1. When you have to be hospitalized after taking a dump.

2. When the bathroom smells so bad that you wonder if the person had to be hospitalized after shitting and it is almost hard to breathe.

The public restroom at work smelled like someone took hospital dump in there...I couldn't breathe.

Hospital Dump by BR0ZI May 19, 2008

hospital ball 

Figuratively (1): In sports, a dangerous pass of the ball that may result in injury to the receiver.

Figuratively (2): A Catch-22] situation which will inevitably lead to a person being badly hurt, humiliated or otherwise up shit creek].

Nick: I hear you just got assigned the GS Systems Fleet account.

Chris: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. I am probably going to be called before a grand jury.

Nick: Holy shit! That account is a hospital pass.

Nick: I hear you just got assigned the GS Systems Fleet account.

Chris: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. I am probably going to be called before a jury.

Nick: Holy shit! That account is a hospital ball.

hospital ball by Corkeryshospitalpass July 29, 2014

hospitalitarian

Professionals who can handle people like the gentleman above with charisma and grace.

"Is there anything else I can get for you, Edward S.?," the hospitalitarian replied.

hospitalitarian by bebobjones April 23, 2009

hospitality food 

"food" that causes extreme gastro-intestinal distress... this food can be found at Johnson & Wales University, which ironically is a culinary school.

Dude, i ate hospitality food for lunch, then i had the shits an hour later!

hospitality food by trixie25 October 5, 2005

Hospital Pass 

A sub-optimal or imprecise pass, usually in football, which leaves the intended receiver at high risk of injury due to the fact that in order to successfully receive, he must extend himself, while at the same time, the opposing player has a chance of intercepting the pass if he lunges in. Thus the lunging tackle coupled with the fact that the intended receiver is not in the best position to avoid or ride the tackle makes the possibility of injury quite high.

Commentator #1: Oh, he's sold Ramsey a bit short there. That's a bit of a hospital pass I'm afraid

Commentator #2: ...and in comes Shawcross....

Both Commentators: Ooooooohhhh!

Commentator #1: We're going to need a stretcher

Commentator #2: I think I'm going to be sick...

Hospital Pass by Napiertt October 27, 2011

Horse loose in a hospital

metaphor for Donald Trump being the president

"Here’s how I try to look at it, and this is just me, this guy being the president, it’s like there’s a horse loose in a hospital. It’s like there’s a horse loose in a hospital."
-John Mulaney

Horse loose in a hospital by intense sneezers February 9, 2021

hospital high 

really, really, stoned on ganja

smoking some weed with friends that was so strong i was hospital high

hospital high by ting June 9, 2006